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spursmaddave

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  1. Now besides the 'dead' bit who does that remind me of .......................oh no, blonde is not his colour Any likeness to a forum member either current or former is purely coincidental...
  2. Iv'e done snow the last 3 years on REo50A;s with no issues, as long as you are sensible and take it easy you are fine. There is more danger of some numpty hitting you unfortunately Drove home in this earlier this year, hard to see how bad it was from the pic but the snow you can see was just what blew into the covered car park I may be late on this, but being a Spurs fan that number plate is frigging awesome!
  3. Don't know why he didn't just limit it to just Mad Dave. Suppose the Spurs bit was added for sympathy I like swearing Surrey Moderators.... All the same
  4. What do you call a man that hadn't won anything for over 7 years.... Arsene
  5. It's the very least some of us can do to, in some small way to recompense the sacrifices others have made on our behalf.
  6. Saw some proper old boys in Sainburys today all dressed up, hopefully they will inspire the younger generation but I doubt it somehow...
  7. I was doing the exact same, frustrating and all so easy...
  8. Sounds like you caught Xeditis from that bug
  9. What do you call a man with an old piece of meat on his head.... Graham
  10. What do you call a man with a bequest on his head.... Will
  11. What do you call a man with a blue 370 and no sense of humour.... Paul
  12. What do you call a man in a boggy field.... Pete
  13. What do you call a man with a running machine on his head.... Jim
  14. What do you call a man with 3 trees on his head.... Edward Woodward
  15. What do you call a man with a tree on his head... Edward
  16. What do you call a man with no arms of legs in the ocean... Bob
  17. Why is it so many people on the roads today think that indicators are a fashion accessory I seem to spend almost all my time trying to mind read what other drivers are going to do.... yesterday I cut cut up by a range rover coming off a roundabout, I was indicating he was using the force, then when I overtook him and cut in purposely not indicating the ***** had the never to keep flshing me and putting his hazard lights on like a complete pleb (hopefully not a female police officer or I will be embarrassed using that word) Since then on numerous trips yesterday and today I have been watching and it is incredible the amount of people just don't bother, they change lanes on the motorway, exit via slip roads just go round roundabouts with no indicators on at all..... Maybe it's because I automatically reach for the indicators whenever I make a move, maybe I am the one who looks a tit indicating to come off the A2 at 4am in the morning
  18. I met a girl in a bar last night and asked if I could take her home She said no because she was on her menstruation cycle I said no bother I can drop you back in the morning to pick it up
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