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see what you've done now ! You've woken @DoogyRev up

Sorry no - "me is/am/are having" is not good grammar

TBH I like the side steps but not keen on the diffuser ... however it's your car and the wheels make up for it !

Son no. 2 took the 911 Turbo (600+BHP) to fill it up with fuel yesterday so I will use the other car for the next 2 or 3 days. He brought it back a bit ashen-faced with the comment: "F*** ME, That car is fast, dangerously fast !"

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-red-card-gif-14971171 Not upbeat enough for this thread

@Keyser Here's one of me (yellow Suzi) for you to get your own back

OK got it ..... ..... wait for it Oh No! my willy's gone black !!!!

I think wifey's got the virus, she's painted one of the walls in the lounge red. To me this shows she has a distinct lack of taste.

And before anyone asks, that was BEFORE I was born ha ha !

Me, myself and I - three of my favourite people

Instead of "Myself and the management team (5 of us) are having friday drinks at 3:30 today over skype " I would prefer " The management team and I (5 of us) are having Friday drinks at 3:30 today over Skype " but because forums are not that errr... formal, I think we can let that go. Thanks for pointing it out though

Can't think of one for that I'm afraid ... can we have another please (the one with the helicopter gunship maybe)

@Keyser prefers doughnuts !!!

I'm not an opinionated person IMO

I bought MPS4S for my old 911 and they were fantastic ... luckily my new(er) 911 came fitted with the same tyres so I'm a happy bunny They're great tyres !

OK now - ignore

@rabbitstew Is 911uk.com down for you ? H

There's a member on here whose signature contains the phrase "You don't have to blow my candle out to make yours burn brighter" That's very relevant to the 80:20 argument.

@glrnet Where have you been for the last 2 years Graham ?

@Kieran O'Quick Why not look at this situation as 'glass 80% full' rather than 'glass 20% empty' Just askin' ETA Maths error corrected

Our neighbours over the road have both had it ... wife late 50s early 60s, all the symptoms but now recovered, husband early 70s, very mild symptoms and also back to normal after 2 weeks self isolating. Glad I live in a rural area where it's quiet but people can still get out within the new rules.

Welcome from a really old member

My niece is one of the doctors on duty at one of the major hospitals in Sydney Australia. They're all trying to keep upbeat about the current workload. She sent her mum, my sister, a retired doctor who lives in UK, a message recently about some of the jokes going about in Oz. Here's the best one: Elderly patient in a hospital bed asks the nurse through his surgical mask "Hope you can help me please, are my bo11ocks black" ... so the nurse puts her head under the bedsheets, checks him out and then replies "no you're all OK down below Mr Smith"The patient then removes his mask and says "Well that's great thanks nurse but I only asked "Are my results Back"

"I see no ships" said the captain ... "it's very unlikely that you will" said Chris with a wry smile to the cameraman "don't you know we're in Afghanistan, a land locked country, you daft bugger"

Welcome, you have the fastest colour