TT350 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Yesterday - while slowly (very slowly) reversing and minding my own business, a chav appeared from nowhere stumbling behind my car while it was txting. It then proceeded to call me a d1ck head and took a running jump and kicked my car. That was it. I saw red. I went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1 in a milisecond. I jumped out of the car and the chav went running into the pub it was previously stumbling towards and then out into the beer garden behind and to the side. Grabbed a barstool and threatened me with it while it was hiding behind a waist high fence. I was raging. I was shaking with anger. The whole pub had come out and were stood observing the spectacle of fireworks. I was shouting for it to "get here" to which it was replying "you want some?! You want this over your head you fat c*nt?!" It had a broad deep voice. Broad shoulders. Flat chest. Tracksuit bottoms and a football top. I was dying to get my hands round his neck. His. It. She. She. It was a woman. I'd just gone absolutely critical mass on a woman that full on booted my car threatened me with a bar stool and called me a fat C word. All in front of her children. "Calm down mate she's a woman" was the voice of reason that dissipated the red mist. I couldn't believe it. It was surreal. Such masculine sound, actions and appearance. I just got back in the car, took a deep breath and slowly drove home. It was an impossible situation to justify given her gender but also impossible to just let it slide given the fact I thought it was a man. Sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveyboy11 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Just because she's female shouldn't be allowed to get away with it, however I would probably have done the same as you and left it. She deserves that bar stool wrapped around her head though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIGWEL Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Always suprises me that women like this have kids. The partners or whatever must have had a beer can in one hand and a kebab in the other and looking over her shoulder at the 40inch flat screen whilst doing the obvious sexual deed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRF4N Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 'It' was funny enough til you dropped the bombshell. When did you realise it was a she? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 'It' was funny enough til you dropped the bombshell. When did you realise it was a she? When he landed the first punch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Apparently being full on C unit is an equal opportunities position. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Brede Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Women want equal rights and even though I don't agree with hitting them if one is big enough to punch me in the mouth then she is big enough to be punched back.My Ex was my sparing partner at kick boxing and broke 2 of my ribs once so they're not all as fragile as you think 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT350 Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 Apparently being full on C unit is an equal opportunities position. I was trying my best not to be one but I'd gone postal in about .5 of a second. Rochdale. Living up to it's reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodyboarder81 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 The reason such females as this have kids ...... Benefits !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT350 Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 The reason such females as this have kids ...... Benefits !! Benefits Britain: The Next Generation. And when they're 14, the cycle starts again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Not anymore, God bless the Tories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Not anymore, God bless the Tories 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350 Russ Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Not anymore, God bless the Tories All this needs is you in a porsche 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT350 Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 This is a tale of pure rage and ruinous intent. Misplaced of course but... no one's perfect. No politics needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Wasn't misplaced at all, she was a c*nt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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