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When considering whether you have "baller stance", ask yourself the following questions:

 

a) Have I forgotten what the inside of a multistorey carpark looks like?

B) Do I consider over 12 hours measuring arches, calculating, re-measuring arches, speaking to arch specialists, re-measuring arches, and calculating tyre radii to the half millimetre with variety of width and stretch amounts time well spent?

c) Did my wheels cost more than £1300 secondhand? Did my wheel nuts cost more than £100?

d) Do I know what my width, offset and diameter is better than my significant others birth date?

e) Have I ever scraped a catseye, roadkill smaller than a Guinea Pig or the crown of the road with my front bumper?

 

If the answer to the above isnt "yes" then you probably havent ;)

 

My Z did all of that & I would never consider it "baller stance" or even stanced :p

 

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When considering whether you have "baller stance", ask yourself the following questions:

 

a) Have I forgotten what the inside of a multistorey carpark looks like?

B) Do I consider over 12 hours measuring arches, calculating, re-measuring arches, speaking to arch specialists, re-measuring arches, and calculating tyre radii to the half millimetre with variety of width and stretch amounts time well spent?

c) Did my wheels cost more than £1300 secondhand? Did my wheel nuts cost more than £100?

d) Do I know what my width, offset and diameter is better than my significant others birth date?

e) Have I ever scraped a catseye, roadkill smaller than a Guinea Pig or the crown of the road with my front bumper?

 

If the answer to the above isnt "yes" then you probably havent ;)

 

Oooooh noooooo. I didnt think i was that low - but i just answered yes to all these. bugger.

 

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Kind of the exact opposite though of stanced cars though isn't it when you're talking off roaders. More like below. B);)

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and this ^^ if how my JK will end up looking . . . except it will be staying black and not some hideous colour :lol:

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^^ Nice. B)

 

How bout this,

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...I can see it being useful in Canada. :teeth:

 

 

We better stop this though.

The other members will go off their nuts when they see what's happened to the stance thread whilst they where sleeping otherwise. :surrender: StevoD's gonna have kittens. :lol:

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^^ Nice. B)

 

How bout this,

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...I can see it being useful in Canada. :teeth:

 

 

We better stop this though.

The other members will go off their nuts when they see what's happened to the stance thread whilst they where sleeping otherwise. :surrender: StevoD's gonna have kittens. :lol:

 

Haha . if I lived in the yukon then I would say yes its a must, but here in Sunny Vancouver . . its only 10 times worse than the uk . . . not 1000 times :lol: Big ol' chunky tyres and perhaps studs are fine B)

 

Nah I think we should carry on :stir:

 

. . . just about every person on my street has either one of these for the winter . . .

 

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or one of these . .

 

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Both of which I think stance wise is perfect :lol:

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I guess anyone who buys that will think "off roading" is driving round a nice flat field :stir:

Well locally around Cardiff you do see some of these to**ers riding them illegally on School fields and even the roads so yeah you're right. :lol:

 

Lottey win then I'd definitely like one of Hauk Designs great looking Wranglers.

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I guess anyone who buys that will think "off roading" is driving round a nice flat field :stir:

Well locally around Cardiff you do see some of these to**ers riding them illegally on School fields and even the roads so yeah you're right. :lol:

 

Lottey win then I'd definitely like one of Hauk Designs great looking Wranglers.

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That looks great B) Although I can image its a tad pricy :lol:

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