glrnet Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Joe took his blind date to the fair. "What would you like to do first, Sue?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 8.5 stone. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Big Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Sue what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his money. The couple walked around the fair and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe concluded that she was really strange so took her home early and dropped her off and went for a beer with his mates When Sue got in her flat mate, Laura, asked Sue about the blind date, "So, how did it go?" Sue replied, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I like that one Graham! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev T Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Wike it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scubapics Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Reminds me of another "joke" about women and weighing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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