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  • 5 months later...

Not sure what number this is but we're upto the 80's

 

This advert on autotrader says that this 2002 import zed has 313 bhp! It must be a scam!!!!

 

Answer - autotrader is shite and pre populates this field so the seller is probably not dodgy. If the car is imported in 2007 for example it will pull up a 2007 zed's stats automatically.

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He did..................but you've blocked them from your memory - hence why you're so confused now :p

 

No. That can't be right. I specifically remember leaving choir practice every Sunday and walking home for dinner. Boy did my mouth hurt after all that singing. Sometimes my bum would sting from being sat down on the bench for so long. See I do remember everything. I haven't blocked anything!

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  • 10 months later...

Worth a refresh I reckon!

 

79, 80 and 81 added. 19 to go.

 

 

WORK IN PROGRESS

1. Whats better the 350 or the RX8, S2000, Z4, Boxster Depends on your preference - drive them all - we all have a different opinion.

2. I need a stubby whats the best one Charmingly linking to number one as its the S2000 stubby

3. Should foxhunting be banned Apparently not <!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=44363&hilit=foxhunting" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=13&t=44363&hilit=foxhunting</a><!-- l -->

4. I need a cheap good exhaust - whats the best one Scorpion but searchy searchy for the million other times this has been discussed

5. Are Japspeed any good. They're nickname is Japseye - go figure

6. Has anyone used UVworldwide before? They're like the stuff that comes out of a japseye - go figure

7. Has anyone used one of these ebays fuel saver things before. No because they're crap <!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=53424&hilit=ebay+fuel+saver" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=9&t=53424&hilit=ebay+fuel+saver</a><!-- l -->

8. Has anyone used one of these ebay electronic superchargers before. No because they're double crap <!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=56923&hilit=ebay+electric+supercharger" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=25&t=56923&hilit=ebay+electric+supercharger</a><!-- l -->

9. Is the Zed a good track car. This link is as helpful as any

10. Does anyone have a pristine Zed for sale with less than 30k on the clock, fully loaded with FSH for 5 grand. No

11. Should I sell the Zed and buy a house. No

12. My electric windows suddenly stopped working HELP!!!! Press the little button by the window switches that your elbow caught when you were cleaning

13. All Apple products are overpriced crap - discuss http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=54575&hilit=apple

14. "what tyres should I get?" Searchy Searchy - a million threads on this

15. What is an uprev and where can I get it done? Posh remap - Abbey Motorsport + searchy searchy

18. I need a part what should I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???????????? :pmtarmac::pmzmanalex:

19. Admin/Mods - do you know that the forum clock is wrong. Change it in your Under Control Panel - Board Preferences

20. Can I use 95ron in my Zed because all my money is going on the £2,500 insurance that I am paying (per month) so I really need to save 10p a ltr on fuel even though I can't actually afford to drive the 2 miles to the petrol station Yes you can but if you want a nice healthy engine then no you shouldn't. The odd tank won't hurt but she needs the superjuice

21. How big a set of wheels can I put on my car? searchy searchy

22. Where can I get some tints to block out 100% of my vision from around the car You may only tint quarters and rear screen to this diabolical level - as for where you can get it from....we don't know because we're not drug dealers

23. I've got a heavy right foot, why does the traction light keep kicking in? Because your putting nearly 300bph through the rear wheels - you wouldn't just frantically tug your thing off would you? Caress and be gentle.

24. How loud/quiet is whatever brand exhaust? They've all been discussed - may the search be with you

25. My bluetooth doesn't work...No, no it doesn't. most obvious <!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=57393&hilit=my+bluetooth+doesn%27t+work" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=10&t=57393&hilit=my+bluetooth+doesn%27t+work</a><!-- l --> but searchy for other problems

26. Is Walez better than Lakez? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=45900&hilit=wales+lakez

27. I've noticed a clunk/click/knock/clang/bonk/thwack/kkjunkakjunka noise coming from the back of the car. Whatever could it be? This question has never ever been asked before.....if you ever find out the answer let us now......searchy searchy

28. Threads where people ask for honest feedback on their mods, then getting all defensive and angry when they get honest feedback they dont like! Tis true - man up and take the flaying! So long as you like it who gives one

29. What oil do i use or is best? 5w30 but thats as much as your getting - Searchy searchy for more

30. What pressure should my tyres be? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=57149&hilit=tyre+pressures

31. Who is this beavis chap and why is he always so angry? Have you seen the cretins he has to moderate? Wouldn't you be angry too?

32. Who or what is a Sarnie? He's what Beowulf would have been if he spent his days arranging mortgages instead of fighting mythical creatures

33. I want to buy a zed are there any for sale on here? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=56

34. I want to race my friends on the road, how can I give my car another millionty horsepower? You can't and you probably shouldn't post here again, or drive a Zed.......in fact go and sit in a quiet room with a tangerine and think about what you've done.

35. Whats the top speed of the Zed as I got to 140mph on the M42 and I couldn't get any more out of it Ask but be prepared to be flayed back into the stoneage - announcing you cretinous speeding in a public forum is seen as being a it twuntish

36. I want to buy a Zed (well not really ). Here are pictures of my current car and a full list of specs - do you want to buy it? You may think your being really covert and clever but we know.....we always know

37. What size spacers can I use? Best bet is 20 front 25 rears but you can mince about there or there abouts with these sizes

38. How much will a turbo install cost? a lot

39. What is the best mod? Million opinions, million threads, search and never ask this question again

40. Anyone seen this on ebay? Yes Coldel has

41. My gear lever vibrates. Is that ok? Yes

42. Whats a pop charger? Yank manufacturer for a cold air intake - highly respected for the zed but be prepared for heatsoak and a few ponies leaving the engine - sounds like a swarm of angry bees

43. My clunky second Gear Can be normal but get on the searchy

44. I'm thinking of selling my Zed what's it worth? Whatever someone is prepared to pay - don't ask, we don't know.

45. I've seen a Zed for sale and it's £X, what do you guys think? Post the link but be prepared for the fact we're looking at 5 crappy pics and whatever you tell us. If we say its crap don't chuck your toys out

46. I just bought my zed but those cooper S and civic type R's are keeping up with me, is my car broken because i know this is meant to be as quick as a ferrari.? Its not and she's a heavy assed girl. Plus maybe you can't drive properly

47. i just bought this cheap body kit off ebay, do you think it will fit? Yes of course - after you've spent double the cost again on a professional body shop and 15kgs of filler.

48. how many miles will i get to a tank? Depends how you drive. 20-25 MPG is your average range. Generally asking the question will lead us to believe you cannot afford the car.....berating will ensue

49. Whats a CAI Cold Air Intake - see pop charger

50. Why cn't i use TxT Speak m8? If you need to ask then you'll never know

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52. whats a plenum spacer do? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=3786&hilit=what+is+a+plenum+spacer

53. Why is everyone mocking me for asking a stupid question Because its funny and we're in need of some light entertainment. Its neither hateful or containing malice....just gentle ribbing

54. My car wont start, it reads 6-8 volts on meter? I think my fuel pump is faulty? Nope - battery is notoriously weak and small......winter kills it if its on the way out too

55. Ive got £350 to spend on mods, can i get 400 hp for that? No

56. Has anyone heard of Spunk Tyres? They're a new Uzbekistan up and coming brand I'm thinking of getting some part worns for £35. What would you be if you wore an Armani Suit and bright yellow plastic sandals? Thats right - you'd be a *****

57. What should my oil pressure be? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3360&hilit=oil+pressure

58. What should my oil level be? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=56320

59. Whats the best mod for power to £ ratio. Pay a personal trainer £35 an hour to help you lose 6 stone

60. I took my car to Kwikfit and now its broken, what should I do? Sue you parents for bringing up such a dimwitted numbnuts

61. I've bought a Zed to repair with MINOR panel damage. Any one got.... Air Bags, Bonnet, Suspension, Sump, Block, Lights, Tailgate, 2 doors, 4 wheels and an ashtray going cheap or better still free and willing to deliver cos I'm skint. Oh and all parts must be mint or still in Nissan wrappers please dont post Don't assume because its a Nissan the parts a cheap - Zed project cars go into the 10's of thousands

62. I have just bought a new head unit, its a Pioneer what else do I need....

63. My new head unit is not working.....

64. How much are mint rays worth

65. Anyone got a Nismo exhaust for sale? No

66. what model should i get 2005, 2006, or 2007?

67. Which colour is best? Well which one do you like best??!?

68. Can you fit a tow bar to a 350z? You have just received a ban

69. I've heard the 350Z is 'twitchy' and 'dangerous'" Yes it is please don't buy one

70. Are there any mods for the birdview satnav? yes - involving a lump hammer and chisel

71. I've seen a Zed and it lookz the shizzz. The dude sayz itz a UK car but I'm not sure. How do I tell if itz an importz / JDM? square plates on the back

72. I've not bought a Zed, but I am going to (honest) and I must turbo-charge, supercharge, Nitros it (preferably all three at the same time) ASAP, will it break Yes but then the your a 13 year old troll - pick up your tangerine and go you your quiet room for reflection time please

73. Is the engine from a Renault? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50301&hilit=renault+engine

74. Jeremy Clarkson said that.....We don't care - you have also received a ban

75. I sent a PM to someone and my message is stuck in the outbox? Doesn't go until they read it

76. Any meets close to me? Yes but by close we don't mean the next road.

77. I rang Morton/Heaves and they said there are no rooms left! I though we had 30 rooms reserved?!?!? Tell them your with the forum and give your user name.

78. I've got mixed tyres on my car, why is my handling rubbish? Searchy searchy and seriously there is simply no information that you could possibly ask about this done to death area that you cannot find in the search

79. Should I buy an import yes FFS.....yes. And please don't ask if its worth less or more as a result of being an import......the universe might finally implode

80. Help!! Why new wheels won't fit because of a bolt on the front discs!!! don't wet the bed. Just take it off.....it's to stop you fitting rear rays in the front

81. Can I carbon dip my bellend yes you can. PM Spursmaddave for a quote

 

 

 

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