Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 Personally the vomiting one concerns me Quote
Ian Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 I can relate to the Using a sharp knife instead of scissor Sliced the top of my finger with a knife I used trying to unscrew a screw, Blood squirting out all over my customers nice white office walls Quote
waltzinblack Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 six people DIE eating christmas decorations!? What the hell do they make them with? Asbestos? Cyanide!? How could you be munching a bauble and not realise after the first couple of chews that it is clearly not edible and is very, very disgusting and then spit it out? Quote
Keyser Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 six people DIE eating christmas decorations!? What the hell do they make them with? Asbestos? Cyanide!? How could you be munching a bauble and not realise after the first couple of chews that it is clearly not edible and is very, very disgusting and then spit it out? Quote
spursmaddave Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 I think I may have suffered almost all of those at some point, except the smoking one as I have never smoked I have a few more x-rated ones that I couldn't possibly go into on a family forum... One involved one of those giant sized toblerones not really an accident more not knowing when to stop Quote
Zedebee Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 I think I may have suffered almost all of those at some point, except the smoking one as I have never smoked I have a few more x-rated ones that I couldn't possibly go into on a family forum... One involved one of those giant sized toblerones not really an accident more not knowing when to stop You need to come up with a safety word for situations like that Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted December 19, 2011 Author Posted December 19, 2011 I think I may have suffered almost all of those at some point, except the smoking one as I have never smoked I have a few more x-rated ones that I couldn't possibly go into on a family forum... One involved one of those giant sized toblerones not really an accident more not knowing when to stop Quote
Ian Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 I think I may have suffered almost all of those at some point, except the smoking one as I have never smoked I have a few more x-rated ones that I couldn't possibly go into on a family forum... One involved one of those giant sized toblerones not really an accident more not knowing when to stop Need more details Quote
RisingPower Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 I think I may have suffered almost all of those at some point, except the smoking one as I have never smoked I have a few more x-rated ones that I couldn't possibly go into on a family forum... One involved one of those giant sized toblerones not really an accident more not knowing when to stop I don't think you'd count as an angel on a tree dave Quote
Michael robinson Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 Did some snap off and get lost while trying out an new experiment Quote
spursmaddave Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 Did some snap off and get lost while trying out an new experiment Not too far from the truth to be honest.... I should have learned from the Mars Bar missadventure but oh the folly of youth.... Quote
brillomaster Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 toblerones arent exactly wispa bars now are they! should have started on twix and moved up from there. Quote
Neilp Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 Did some snap off and get lost while trying out an new experiment Not too far from the truth to be honest.... I should have learned from the Mars Bar missadventure but oh the folly of youth.... ROFL --- Too Funny!!! Quote
DoogyRev Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 I think I may have suffered almost all of those at some point, except the smoking one as I have never smoked I have a few more x-rated ones that I couldn't possibly go into on a family forum... One involved one of those giant sized toblerones not really an accident more not knowing when to stop Not had a PM from you yet regarding this Quote
spursmaddave Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 toblerones arent exactly wispa bars now are they! should have started on twix and moved up from there. Twix is for amateurs, and a wispa does not have the required substance... Jim you know I have no secrets from you Quote
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