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I am sure no-one missed my posts in the past 7 weeks anyway, but I'm back online - albeit drugged up on painkillers etc.

 

For those that dont know - I went to Turkey on holiday for a week - got really pi**ed and fell off a bar while dancing on the last night - shattered my heel - hospital straight away, flight home, hospital back in UK.

 

7 weeks later now - still confined to bed with leg raised, in major pain all the time (but I love the Tramadol!) - its gonna be yet another month before I can at least attempt to walk again.

 

I was hoping to be able to drive today, but got in my Zed and pressed the clutch down once, and I was in agony (yep, its my left foot)

 

Anyway - I missed u all - just thought I would say 'Hi' again!

 

Dave

Posted
Ouch that sounds paynful :headhurt:

 

Considering that you have been home long time and looking at the time I guess you're bored too

 

Thats an understatement! I am extremely bored and extremely pi**ed off! :bang::bang::bang:

Posted

Hi Mate

 

Sorry to here about ur misfortune, espesh on ur last night of the holiday. Ull be gutted ur not out in the zed, well at least the weather is gash,

 

 

get well soon

 

D :blackeye:

Posted

:doh: Dave that's sh*te luck :drunk:

och well we can expect some highly creative photoshopping if you're on Tramadol - which, BTW they shouldn't have you on for more than a fortnight - you'll be completely addicted :lol::lol:

Posted

Sounds like similar heel damage that darrenB had when he got bounced off his 256bhp jetski and it landed on his heel :scare:

 

You should compare notes ;)

Posted

Thanks for your kind words guys.

 

Apparently the heel is supposed to be one of the worse/most painful bones in your body that you can break - and I can vouch for that!! I like a good drink, but that night I was seriously drunk - even still the pain was absolute agony. A few hours later, after I had been to hospital, I was in so much pain I actually blacked out.

 

I have been told by my specialist, that it may take up to 6 months before I can walk again properly (without a limp) and that I would almost definitely suffer from rheumatism (at 41!! :bang: ) - however he did stress how lucky I was - apparently it was a clean break/fracture - had it have been at an angle I would have needed an operation; that would mean 3 months in hospital and I wouldn't be able to walk at all for a year - and I would have a limp for the rest of my life there after! :scare::scare::scare:

 

Its funny how things fall into perspective after what seemed to be a minor accident!

Posted
Moral of the story?

 

It's cooler to break your heel falling off a 256bhp jetski than by falling off a chair...... :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I was snogging a bloke called Brian from Birmingham at the time (he was naked) ;):lol::lol::lol:

Posted
Moral of the story?

 

It's cooler to break your heel falling off a 256bhp jetski than by falling off a chair...... :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I was snogging Megan Fox at the time (she was naked) ;):lol::lol::lol:

 

Of course you were :wacko::lol:

Posted
Moral of the story?

 

It's cooler to break your heel falling off a 256bhp jetski than by falling off a chair...... :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I was snogging a bloke called Brian from Birmingham at the time (he was naked) ;):lol::lol::lol:

 

You are not allowed to edit my posts - its illegal - I am gonna write to my MP! :lol::lol::lol:

 

edit - even though, Brian was looking hot that night! :lol:

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