nixy Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 i think it would be quite funny, everybody thought it was hilarious when my wife joined, i'd love to see what your better half has to say when she sees that pic you posted of her flattening zedrush i think i would need to check on ebay for some tarmac testie's ear rings Stop stealing my ideas biscuit - i want to have fun with Mrs Tarmac first! Quote
zxtreme Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 i think it would be quite funny, everybody thought it was hilarious when my wife joined, i'd love to see what your better half has to say when she sees that pic you posted of her flattening zedrush i think i would need to check on ebay for some tarmac testie's ear rings Stop stealing my ideas biscuit - i want to have fun with Mrs Tarmac first! Easy now... LOL Quote
Ian Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 i think it would be quite funny, everybody thought it was hilarious when my wife joined, i'd love to see what your better half has to say when she sees that pic you posted of her flattening zedrush i think i would need to check on ebay for some tarmac testie's ear rings Stop stealing my ideas biscuit - i want to have fun with Mrs Tarmac first! Quote
Vik54 Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 get a grip guys - she was just winding up Tarmac - same as we did when Mrs Biscuit came online Quote
Ian Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 get a grip guys - she was just winding up Tarmac - same as we did when Mrs Biscuit came online Really???? There was me thinking Nixy was about to indulge in a lesbian love affair http://www.ebay.co.uk You might find a sense of humour on there Quote
nixy Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 After the man i've just got rid of i think i'll stick to the cats for company! Quote
zxtreme Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 After the man i've just got rid of i think i'll stick to the cats for company! Queue the pussy inuendos Quote
zxtreme Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 LMAO well I got my mrs (saz17 - no she's not 17 LOL) to join up so you can have some fun with her if you want Quote
zxtreme Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Nixy needs a new avatar Just staying on topic Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Where is Mrs Biscuit now she's recovered? working Quote
Husky Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/dv1030 ... 0B0D811297 one solution... bachelor can say what i dam well please. Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 one solution... bachelor can say what i dam well please. husky, thats a gay man under the thumb didi you not notice the mans arm pinning him to the ground are you telling us your actually a closet gay man under the thumb Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted October 10, 2009 Author Posted October 10, 2009 Right then...... Whats been happening here !!! Firstly..... Mrs Tarmac is an illegal immigrant and doesnt speak or read any english, thats why she can't come on here so forget about it, she's a bit like the bird off Alan Partridge only not as westernised, I keep her in the caravan !!!!! Secondly.... If she could read or write (which she can't) then you should be ashamed with yourselves wanting to get me in trouble with her Thirdly.... im in a bad mood cos I can't watch the footy and I curbed one of my alloys at mcdonalds drive thru this morning (of all the frickin places can you believe it) !! Right think ive made my point... im going for a sulk now Just out of interest do you reckon Tarmac Testie earrings would do well on Ebay?? Quote
Husky Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 sorry to hear about the alloy mate pmsl at your wife though Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 sorry to here about the alloy, but did it have to be maccy'd's ... stay off the burgers Quote
Vik54 Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 He must've been hungry to eat that polystyrene shite Quote
Zedrush Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Mine will be gone soon.... Check this bad boy out in my garage !!!! Crap Iphone pic you should get a proper punchbag bud, one that weighs 50kg Quote
Jay Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 That punch bag looks sh!t....... who the hell designed that Quote
Vik54 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 one solution... bachelor can say what i dam well please. You just keep on believing that darlin' and you'll be just fine Quote
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