Sox Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Hi all, Wonder whether you guys could help me.. I'm off to Le Mans 24hr race next week... yippee!! and i've got my car offically stickered up, as below (more pics to follow). My mate is taking he's yellow Audi S4 - serious colour clash! and i've heard he's writing something cheeky on the back of he's car (as he assumes i'll be behind him), so of course i've got to do the same i'm struggling though... anyone got any ideas? need to say something short and witty?? Cheers all Ben Quote
M350ZB Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Lookin good bud, thinking you should poss put something on the rear 1/4 Quote
Lexx Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 How about "I told you already - If it ain't Jap, it's crap! Do try and keep up...." Quote
choptop Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Make sure whatever it says does not offend the Gendarmes! Have fun. The Cafe at Tete Rouge is a good viewing point for the race..............and their food isn't bad either Quote
IanS16 Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 I really tried on this one but you cant say anything against the Germans for fear of offending someone and making yourself look stupid against the 911s and R8s Quote
Stew Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Not witty but will have your mate wandering.... Sieht aus, Stil und Leistung oder ein familie Auto? or The german car driver did it officer! I used t'internet to translate it into french. I wasn't successful! Quote
H5 Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Some people catch some Zzzzzz's, but you can't catch this Z. Quote
Emperor Ming Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 For when you pass him. 'Audi do dat?' (Sheffield accent) For when you fly past him on the autobahn Whats the matter? You yellow?' 'Please drop back - we clash!' 'Where's your top coat?' Or simply.... 'Yellow!!! Ha ha ha!!' Quote
BulletMagnet Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Not witty but will have your mate wandering.... Sieht aus, Stil und Leistung oder ein familie Auto? or The german car driver did it officer! I used t'internet to translate it into french. I wasn't successful! That's translated wrong btw Should read "Aussehen, Stil und Leistung...oder ein Familien Auto?" My contributions: "Did I overtake you.....AGAIN?" "Real women go for Zed drivers" "Schlitzaugen sind schneller!" (Slanteyes are faster; "Schlitzaugen" is german slang for "chinky", so be careful around chinese people that are from germany...) "350Z...voiture à la vitesse incroyable" (350Z... car of incredible speed) Quote
3FIDDYZ Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 AUDI = Another Ugly Duetsche Invention or AUDI = Another Uninformed Driver Insulted Quote
neodc Posted June 7, 2009 Posted June 7, 2009 What campsite are you on, i'm goin to leman on Weds. Dave Quote
Sox Posted June 7, 2009 Author Posted June 7, 2009 Hey guys, Thanks all for your ideas, there all really good! I'm going to head over to my local decals company and get something sorted, will post a picture up when done and hope to get the last 1/4 done also, as its currently a bit front heavy. Cheers again, you knew I could count on you Bne Quote
Sox Posted June 7, 2009 Author Posted June 7, 2009 What campsite are you on, i'm goin to leman on Weds. Dave Pincindere mate, you? Quote
bernmc Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 Vorsprung Datsun technic Top bananna! I'm putting that on my skyline! Quote
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