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On questioning by the Greater Manchester police after crashing his Ferrari Christiano Ronaldo as complained that the wall was not 10 yards back :lol:

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:lol: Class. Anyone work out which of his teamates was behind him in the Bentley that he wasn't racing ;)

Didn't they picture him later on in the interview driving said Bentley. :)

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O well he has only got to work for a week to buy another one :dry:

 

Doubt it as this Ferrari was a limited edition 599 ;) Money buys you many things but not everything........................Ferrari may even decline selling him another one. On certain models in the past you have been invited to buy one. :)

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ha, no more than he deserves for being a plank! What was that one he advertised? Suzuki Swift? He should have to drive one of those for a year or two. :)

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FULL STORY : Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari yesterday - rumours are that he dived from car before it hit the barrier! The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10 yrds away! Alex Ferguson is claiming that Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldo's crash say he was only lightly tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled over 10 times!

 

Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the incident, said that Ronaldo's car was accelerating towards the tunnel, when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and immediately following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest car driver. Police are investigating why a player voted the worlds best, and earns £140000 per week cannot take a corner.

 

"Anyway he was all right, he was walking", added the witness, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down!

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