AndySpak Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 Q: Why are women like parking spaces? A: Because all the best ones have gone and the only ones left are Disabled or Mother and Child Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing, she's already been told twice Q: Whats the first thing a woman should do when she comes out of a Battered Wives hostel? A: The dishes if she knows whats good for her Some people say that women should be confined to the Kitchen and the bedroom... But who is going to clean the rest of the house? (Don't worry, I'm already hiding) Quote
Trev-the-Rev Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 You'd better hide away for a while after that one Quote
AndySpak Posted January 3, 2008 Author Posted January 3, 2008 Do you not think my subject title is going to protect me? Quote
Zedrush Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 Dude you got balls I give you that Like hell would I post that when nixy, tere and bronzee are around Quote
martinmac Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 And Tere has got some serious kit to hurt you Quote
Ebized Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 Do you not think my subject title is going to protect me? Been nice knowing you Quote
AndySpak Posted January 3, 2008 Author Posted January 3, 2008 And Tere has got some serious kit to hurt you Oh yes! Thats what I'm talkin' about! Quote
bobby Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 dont be surprised if people start running away from you!!! its only cos we dont want to share in the presents that the girls would shower you with....its all urs matey!!!! he he Quote
choptop Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 I will recognise you at the next forum meet. You will be the poor bloke with the high pitched voice! PS Do you have anymore you could share with us? Quote
Zedrush Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 my sides are splitting................. Nixy no like.... you make Nixy mad, she not nice when mad... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!! she is splitting out her top Its NixHulk Quote
nixy Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 my sides are splitting................. Nixy no like.... you make Nixy mad, she not nice when mad... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!! she is splitting out her top Its NixHulk there is obviously a picture there that I can't see for some reason - maybe it's just as well if you want to keep ALL of your fingers! Quote
Digsy Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 my sides are splitting................. Nixy no like.... you make Nixy mad, she not nice when mad... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!! she is splitting out her top Its NixHulk there is obviously a picture there that I can't see for some reason - maybe it's just as well if you want to keep ALL of your fingers! You do realise that you would actually have to meet one of us to beat anyone up! Quote
nixy Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 what and ruin my nails? I would rather send one of 'the boys' round! Quote
Zedrush Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 my sides are splitting................. Nixy no like.... you make Nixy mad, she not nice when mad... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!! she is splitting out her top Its NixHulk there is obviously a picture there that I can't see for some reason - maybe it's just as well if you want to keep ALL of your fingers! Digsy made me do it Quote
nixy Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 Hey that's great - I'm going to stick it on the bedroom door on PMT days! Quote
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