TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) He's really annoying. New guy. I was talking to him about cars and basically he's had Ferraris, Porsches, Aston Martins etc. But now prefers the bus. I got to telling him about my Z and what I'd had done to it etc and he's like "why? Waste of money. Won't make it any faster. If it could be faster the manufacturers would have made it like that". I'm like, it's very much faster. And he's like "Nah. You just think it is. Placebo effect" My boobies. He does them in. Edited October 3, 2015 by TT350 Quote
Bullet Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 Theres one in every work place....i think people generally refer to them as tossers. 2 Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 Bull$hit level.....Defcon 5!! Defcon 5 is the lowest state of military alertness. Defcon 1 is war. 2 Quote
Jetpilot Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) He's had Ferraris, Porsches, Aston Martins etc. But now prefers the bus Of course he does Ignore him from here on in or take the Viz approach and tell him you invented Quavers and see what he says. Edited October 3, 2015 by Jetpilot Quote
DoogyRev Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 his names not Will is it? . . . Whacky Will 6 Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 I don't get it. I don't get you most of the time, Dan. Lol. You're a character! 1 Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 He's had Ferraris, Porsches, Aston Martins etc. But now prefers the bus Of course he does Ignore him from here on in or take the Viz approach and tell him you invented Quavers and see what he says. I'm gonna do that. He'll probably say his uncle invented steak. Quote
Jetpilot Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) You went to TENerife, he has probably been to ELEVENerife Edited October 3, 2015 by Jetpilot Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 You went to TENerife, he has probably been to ELEVENerife Ohhhhhh. Now I get it! Sorry Dan Quote
veilside z Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 I'd really humour him to see exactly how much bull he has in him. Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 I'd really humour him to see exactly how much bull he has in him. I'm really going to troll him on Monday. I'll have him doing a Ronnie Pickering! Quote
DoogyRev Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 I'm really going to troll him on Monday. I'll have him doing a Ronnie Pickering! Who? Quote
GMballistic Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 Theres one in every work place....i think people generally refer to them as tossers. ^^ This is true. We've one in our work place. He's the cleaner but "apparently" he's a genius, just doing the cleaning job as the hours suit him & he doesn't need the money, ...all the women want him as well "apparently". Grade A bul*sh**ting to**er. Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 I'm really going to troll him on Monday. I'll have him doing a Ronnie Pickering! Who? RONNIE PICKERING!!!! Quote
DoogyRev Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 I'm really going to troll him on Monday. I'll have him doing a Ronnie Pickering! Who? RONNIE PICKERING!!!! Who? 1 Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 Theres one in every work place....i think people generally refer to them as tossers. ^^ This is true. We've one in our work place. He's the cleaner but "apparently" he's a genius, just doing the cleaning job as the hours suit him & he doesn't need the money, ...all the women want him as well "apparently". Grade A bul*sh**ting to**er. Lol I was a cleaner at L'Oréal offices when I was in college. I told people there pretty much the same thing as him lol but it was true. Apart from the genius/women wanting me part. Quote
HEADPHONES Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 Is he just "saying" that he's owned all these cars or do you reckon he's blagging. I find it very hard to believe anyone would prefer the bus unless the commute was a painfully slow crawl all the way with parking difficulties at the end. It's kinda like saying "I've had all the fittest/hottest girls but now I prefer a little alone time with a box of Kleenex! " Quote
TT350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Posted October 3, 2015 Is he just "saying" that he's owned all these cars or do you reckon he's blagging. I find it very hard to believe anyone would prefer the bus unless the commute was a painfully slow crawl all the way with parking difficulties at the end. It's kinda like saying "I've had all the fittest/hottest girls but now I prefer a little alone time with a box of Kleenex! " Sometimes you're just in the mood for a bit of self service! Quote
Ekona Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 You don't always want a three course meal, sometimes a burger will do Quote
BulletMagnet Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 You don't always want a three course meal, sometimes a burger will do Yeah....we seen the burger you had at your anniversary dinner 2 Quote
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