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Oh I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he's irritating. He looks bored all the time, and the whole attitude of not giving a crap gets old really quickly. If he's not prepared to at least pretend he's enjoying himself, then he should move over and let someone else have a go. Lewis is my favourite driver, but I can't stand it when he moans as well. It's partly why I'm so pleased that Ricciardo got a shot at RB, as he's never without a smile on his face and just seems to get on with things regardless.

I cannot wait for next season, where Alonso spanks Kimi on every single track and people get very bored of his "witticisms". Never thought I'd ever find myself cheering Alonso on...

Played GT6 today, on a mate's setup that includes a Fanatec 911TT wheel. Quickly ordered the Thrustmaster TX wheel for the Xbone. I'd forgotten just how amazing these games can be on a proper wheel.

In a garage!

Why? There is no difference, you just look up the inside instead.

In fairness, that but wasn't there when people first read it. It's been updated.

The Zed is an odd car, power-wise. There's loads there, but you need to wind it up and it's not massively quick for those half-chance overtakes. I found it hard to adjust at first coming from the VXR, but it does get easier. I know you're talking more about the size than the grunt, but I found the opposite more tricky to get used to. I suspect the FI guys don't have my issues...

Yayzorz! *boozy five*

Nope, it's because I've had a crap week and am already a bottle of wine down

Is that better than fat reading?

Fodder is the greatest poster on here and I want his babies.

No excuse. MTFU

I can't believe they'll be wanting to faff around with phones on the fate, considering how busy it'll be. Go print a copy from the library or something.

Yeah, but how much quieter, duller and less informed/irritated would people be without me?

My dad owns a H2 Hummer, which I've driven on a bunch of occasions. It's LHD and the width of a bus, so possibly the most awkward vehicle you could imagine using on UK roads. And yet, if you're a competent driver, it's a piece of cake. I drove 4000 miles around Europe in a RHD car last year so the same problem essentially, and there was no problem at all. Never had an issue with overtakes, you just position the car differently. If buying a manual, I can see why LHD may be an issue. If an auto, then you really have no excuse at all.

People cook beans in the microwave?! Bannination tiems!

Welcome to the third post on the thread

Cough up the extra yourself then, better than having a car that looks unfinished. Def go for all azure.

My OCD feels suitably content

Just to get enough fibre in me, really. I don't get a whole lot otherwise, and although there's a fair bit of sugar in there it's the only cereal with a lot of fibre that I can stomach long-term. My diet basically consists of: Mon - Fri Cereal Cereal Piece of grilled chicken or steamed salmon, and a load of veg. Maybe a slice of bread if I'm really peckish. Sat - Sun Whatever the hell I want.

Bowl of Frosted Shreddies for me this morning. And one for lunch. Every. Single. Day.

I quit nearly 7 years ago now (1st Feb, to be exact). Piece of cake, best thing I ever did. In that time, assuming £6 a pack and a pack a day, I've saved £15K by not smoking. Seriously guys, just quit. Just stop. It's irritating for the first couple of days, then it's actually not so bad. All this electronic cigarette stuff is a little bit ridiculous if I'm honest: You either want to smoke properly 'cos you enjoy it, or you don't want to smoke at all. Halfway house just seems like a bit of a cop out to me. And yeah, nowt worse than an ex-smoker, I know! Should do a challenge or summat. All quit together, first one to give in gets mocked and tagged, last one left gets a goodie from a trader. Or summat. I dunno. Incentives to not smoke or whatever.

My old one is, scarily.

Stupid gay iPad

I had a whole box of Jaffa Cakes for breakfast on Sunday. It was ace