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Don't worry, we're getting a fast train instead!* Seriously, the cost of HS2 would pay for fibre to every home in the UK. I know which would benefit the country more.

You might find the bugs have etched into the paint, if so you'll probably need a machine to remove it. If not though, then Tardis or even AG Tar Remover is pretty good if you want to pop to Halfrauds today.

Bingo, there we go. At least you know what's got his goat now, so quite possibly there could be a solution there. Why don't you park outside your house? Can you park outside someone else's house without causing issue? I know, you shouldn't have to, but if it came down to another 20 secs walk or my life being a misery because someone keeps keying my car, I know what I'd do for a quiet life.

You're never guaranteed anything until it's in situ I'm afriad bud, there might be local issues stopping you reaching that. Tbh though, I'd be expecting to see at least 50, but if it was 40 I wouldn't worry too much. In general usage, unless you're downloading huge files all the time you won't see any practical difference between 40 and 70.

Realistically, you'll have to get the damage repaired yourself. The police talking to him might just stop him doing it again. Depending on how likely a physical confrontation is (does he look the type, can you control your anger etc), I'd also be asking him directly in a calm manner why he did it. Tbh guys, I would hope that the police would do nothing about this in a first instance, especially without evidence. Think about it: How easy would it be for someone to set you up by claiming that they saw you do XYZ, and then you get found guilty on nothing more than a he said/she said thing? Pretty sure you wouldn't be happy either. Yes, it sucks, but without real evidence just what do you expect the BiB to do apart from a strong word? If he's only targeting you OP, then you've done something to annoy him. Loud exhaust? Anti-social working hours (him or you!)? Driving 'exuberantly'? People rarely do these things for no reason at all. Not saying you deserve it, far from it, but if you know why he did it then you're halfway towards stopping him doing it again.

You can use your existing router, but you'll also need to buy a fibre modem to go with it as yours only does DSL. Given that the HH5 actually isn't a bad piece of kit, and it comes free with BT, you might as well just use that instead. Of course, you then have the option of using the HH5 strictly as a modem then using your router as a plain ol' router, which is the setup I have here. Speeds are much like ADSL, it'll be 'up to' and then you see what you get. Generally though their speedcheckers are more accurate these days, and you'll usually see the higher end of the numbers. Where did you get those from though, they seem oddly wide? No need for BT Business fibre unless you can think of a good reason why you'd need the business package.

Yeah, that makes it not his. You get that, right? I mean, top friend and all, but this thread would've gone down a lot better if we'd just had the truth from the start. The truth is awesome enough, we didn't really need the pretending that went on top. If it was supposed to be humorous, then I for one wasn't laughing. Jealous? Sure, I'd love to have an Aventador to drive even a couple of times a year. That doesn't mean that I can't pass comment as to the tone and purpose of the opening post. Whatever, I've enough haters on here without adding to the list

Why would he want an inferior car? ;) In other related news, I don't own a Lamborghini either. Anyone else in the same boat?

Pixplz

Yeah, you would. Amanda Clapham is my go-to Hollyoaks fap lady though these days, she's gorgeous.

Anytime fella

\o/ You'll love it mate, they're great cars.

I particularly enjoyed being able to see Sasha from Hollyoak's boobies on GoT.

GLOL :lol:

Someone needs to animate WW's hand moving in his jacket

Rads on the wall? Pfft, that deserves no less than heated flooring instead.

I would hammer Emilia Clarke until it fell off

*coffee --> keyboard*

And yet, an early Murci ragtop with the manual 'box would be a stunning car to own.

I'd ask, and so would anyone with any common sense. I'd also be happy with a receipt as proof, as long as it was the correct grade and the correct filter.

I thought she was really good, it was just a different type of SC. Much like it was a different type of KR, really.

Anyone running a performance car who gives even the slightest care about the relative cost VED is missing the point entirely £500, £310, £140, makes no difference at all over the course of a year, especially now you can pay it off monthly.

Left-hooker, planning many EU jaunts? That would be a stunning car for that. Great colour scheme fella, very Batman

Check your intake connections post-MAF.