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Don't know, will try it tomorrow morning if post arrives Will take pics as I go in case there is anything to add to that fantastically written guide by some incredible genius.

how the other half live eh.!!! 4x4 pah and which half

Pure poetry

Looks like a good one down here as well. Car seems to have collected all of the Wiltshire bugs passing through yesterday, all colours of smears.

Should prove a sound run around. Personally the new thing is always a hard justify for me, but then we each spend our money the way we like. As a thought if you had kept the punto and put the money into mods I wonder what else you could have? Is there anything else left to add ? Sound car choice though.

Well cheeky ! I used to use valet parking at airports, and always checked mileages one trip saw 68 miles put on the car and everything in the boot was all over the place. Never again !

what tax disk holder did he have ?

If you are concerned about being politically correct you should not have opened this post it had all the warnings in the title i.e. Viz. Here goes, bound to upset a few but remember these are quotes !!!!!!! On our wedding anniversary this year, my husband promised to treat me like a princess. He was as good as his word: he took me for a meal, got completely pi**ed and on the way home crashed into a concrete pillar at 120mph, killing me instantly. Mrs B. Essex. The person who coined the phrase "as different as chalk and cheese" obviously hadn't tasted Kwik Save's cheddar. John Sampson, Southampton. If Eastenders is so true to life, how come none of the loveable Cockney characters are Man Utd supporters? P. Sullivan, Birkenhead. They say football is a game of two halves. Not for me it isn't. I regularly down eight or nine pints whilst watching a live game on Sky TV in my local. D Evans, London . If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures Salmon? Stalker, Bournemouth . Why does Frank Bruno get a gong just because he's good at hitting people? I'm brilliant at it but the most I've ever got is 200 hours community service. A Woodward, Sheffield . They say good manners cost you nothing. B*llocks. I sent my daughter to finishing school and it cost me twenty bloody grand. J Morgan, Wigan . If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, isn't it about time that the city of Derby received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics? Neil Sedgwick, Nottingham . In the 20th Century, Britain only made war with countries whose Capital cities began with the letter 'B' - Germany (Berlin), Argentina (Buenos Aires), Iraq (Baghdad), and Serbia (Belgrade). China changed the name of Peking to Beijing and we bombed their embassy. One hopes we will show a little more imagination in this century. Martin Harwood, Bradford. These so-called speed bumps are a joke. If anything, they slow you down. Tim Wakefield, Surrey . Now I've been going out with my girlfriend for some time, it seems OK when I break wind in bed. It's when I follow through that the petty arguments begin. I will never understand women. Chris Mapply, Carshalton. We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort: as the BBC pointed out, she "bravely remained in London beside her husband" during the war. This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and p*ssed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany. The shame will always be with us. George Nisbet. Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London . That's because he flew Heinkel bombers for the Luftwaffe. Werner Hoffman, Munich . I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to. B Bollockbrain, Braintree . Davina McCall says that dangling off a helicopter over the Grand Canyon on a 700 foot bungee rope was the most terrifying and dangerous thing she has ever done. She must be forgetting that she went out with Stan Collymore. M Duckworth, Poole . So Sting is able to s$%^ his wife for five hours without going off. I know how he feels. My wife is no oil painting either. J Leonard, Hull . To call Dr Harold Shipman 'Britain's worst serial killer' is utter nonsense. With more confirmed kills to his name than any other UK-based murderer, surely Dr. Shipman is 'Britain's best serial killer'. Colin Stagg, who was arrested in connection with one killing and turned out not to have done it in the first place, would qualify as the country's 'Worst Mass Murderer'. Danny King, Balham I heard recently that, on average, Alex Ferguson receives two turds in the post each week. What I want to know is, who's sending the other one? K Libretto, Welling

to some of the comments in this post though, esp " " ones

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! You'll love any 350z in this dry sunny weather

Lurker careful may get a name change to Lurkio Welcome, welcome, welcome ! You have clearly already enjoyed the car.

good job, looking good.

Get her carded, I mean the car.

Just got home Was on Blackberry Now on Cider Also waved at a couple of GMs on the A1 near Newcastle Good Man, good carding as well.

Space moon, close enough.

Is your real name Cletus? Nope, but Daisy can still be distracting

I'm guessing it is a "typo" and is at best a 2006 on a 56 plate, but still seems a low price for 22k miles.

http://search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/ww ... x_mileage= Am I missing something here ?

works well with the colour car.

you looking in the mirror again nixy............. inevitable ! two ? need glasses ?

Doesn't sound too bad a buy ! Get any moondust ? you can still get that funny popping moondust sweet.

good it will get sorted quickly. Rabbit ? you got it tea then ? We had road kill deer the other week, very fresh wasn't there a couple of hours earlier.

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! A red one, that will make a couple of folks happy on here. Don't forget to haggle / nibble and try and get 350z mats thrown in at the last minute

Non-standard wheels driving into Wells Sunday early evening. Needed a clean

BoJo to some other politicians.