You lot are fast repliers, thanks for welcome.
Two pics I took on way home on mobile phone, as I guessed the question would be raised.
So one grubby car. Let's see if I attach them successfully, having had to resize
Think would have to see those scuff plates before commiting, stubby sounds good start, time to hunt them down.
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An Oirish Story told to me by an Aussie who has an Irish passport and 2 others.
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10
pound note appears.
'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'
'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest,
how moch was in dare den?'
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,999 exactly.'
'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it...........scroll down.)
'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'