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Zummertor

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  1. Yikes ! that is quite an hourly rate ! Getting into junior lawyer territory.
  2. Another - oh dear oh dear oh dear Voted Eat it, eat it, eat it what ever it is
  3. Very impressive Just completed an experiment on fuel over a few months will post separately but reset it yesterday and then did 100 miles and got this More than a bit scary ? hard to read but shows 2.1 ! Something wrong somewhere !
  4. Might not be back in my land of toys to "vote" in time. This is getting tough without toys. You need 35 * 1 and 10s to get lead back assuming no other votes. Help needed indeeed !
  5. Look on Ebay 9 LED 31mm fitting were available a couple of months ago in Blue/Green/Red at least from what I remember
  6. A service like this I think has value and would be appreciated by buyers / sellers. Obviously most who look for these types of cars search Autotrader / Pistonheads and even Ebay so you'd pick up links from those places. Your location does limit you to potential customers as for not a truly specialist rare car not all buyers are prepared to travel or even search for more than 60-100miles from home post code. One option would be to tie up with "show room" or respected dealers in a couple of parts of the country where you could have a stock car or 2. they would have to not have the same specific interest in Zeds as you but like them to keep a space or two (I can think of one that might work down this way). You could always have "reference" customers around the country who'd be willing to show a couple of people locally what they might get from you, kind of like those kitchen show room techniques. Interesting business model suggestion with merit, all about reaching your targeted audience and then what you have to offer would sell itself.
  7. Don't know about boats but why is your number in your opinion "IMO" or am I reading it wrong ?
  8. Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Changes already underway, you'll be busy Enjoy the car and
  9. Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Another Zed enjoy it
  10. Welcome, welcome, welcome New car and a Zed
  11. At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a-tried to treat-a her nice, spend the money on her, but best is that I took-a her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!" The Priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary." Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a-gonna go and get her."
  12. My ex-wife had started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started (2004) and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in a garden near the airport, because of bad weather, and crashed. The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured. Photograph was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was very, very lucky.
  13. hasnt done much for those girls tho............. You mean they're female?????? euuugggghh ! I need more dirnk, seems all out a focus
  14. At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead" "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. " "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane?? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor." "Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??" "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!" "Yes, Senor Rod." "But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor Rod." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!" "Your wife's, Senor Rod", she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club." SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.......... "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep trouble "
  15. You know you're Australian if 1. You know the meaning of the word 'girt'. 2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn. 3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin. 4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse. 5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden. 6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school. 7. When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom. 8. You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds. 9. You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'. 10. You pronounce Penrith as 'Pen-riff'. 11. You believe the 'l' in the word ' Australia ' is optional. 12. You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.' 13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep. 14. You call your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'. 15. You think 'Woolloongabba' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place. 16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife. 17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin. 18. You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'. 19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread. 20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up,at which point they again become Kiwis. 21. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course. 22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.' 23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year. 24. You still don't get why 'Labor' in 'Australian Labor Party' is not spelt with a 'u'. 25. You wear ugh boots outside the house. 26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance. 27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them. 28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language. 29. You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while 'scuse me' is always polite. 30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose. 31. You understand that 'you' has a plural and that it's 'youse'. 32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle. 33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket. 34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'. 35. You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'. 36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit. 37. You believe the phrase 'smart casual' refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered. 38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction. 39. When working in a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer. 40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second. 41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants. 42. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says 'cobber'. 43. And you will immediately forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand.
  16. Superb !! Sounds great and looks fun
  17. Oh Deer these legal types hare we go, baaarking up the wrong tree as usual. I do feel sorry for those poor creatures but more dinner
  18. Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Can't think of any over 800 on here or at least no ones owned up that I've heard.
  19. Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Enjoy the car, hopefully where you bought it from should sort the problems.
  20. silver.!!.......................so the car is still in primer then............. Car looks great in all colours ! Well done on finding what sounds a good buy
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