nixy

well i didn't exactly make it up myself......................

Puppies on a roll is best anyway - ask Husky..........

I actually think Stan probably thinks about the hygeine aspect a bit more than SOME people I could mention.............

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about £50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50.00 and handed it to her along with a £10.00 tip. "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Good job i like you immy! Otherwise i could feel very jealous!

well technically speaking Beavis can't complain as he IS IN MY toilet with Louis..........

Hi again Alex! Shame you went for the unpainted version but i've heard it makes them .0000000000001 BHP faster.......

you bunch of freaks! Im with Beavis on this one..........

unsurprisingly!

HAHAHAHAHA, oh so funny - talk about unobservant!

you do it in itunes bud, download it free from the apple website for pc, it should automatically do it when transferring music from cd to your itunes library. Only music purchased from itunes is in a protective format m4p but yours will be fine and will be in mp3. hope that helps God did you really say all that Jay - you don't even know where the on switch is on your computer! Welcome to the world of Itunes Keith!

Oh no, that's strictly a job for the professionals! Wonder if a muzzle would be required?

and you think he hasn't already got one? Bet he has!

So busy nattering on you miss what's in front of your nose!

exactly sarnie - that's just what it needs, a nice vibrant colour, makes it miles better.

its gorgeous...........

i think the general consensus was that due to the law in japan meaning it has to be quieter there must be some sort of baffle inside, so best to swap for a second hand uk one or an aftermarket system. Or stick a hole in it......

I think a fair few of us saddos are members on there too..........

which one do i take seriously?

You won't be disappointed - look out for owners cars for sale as they are the best ones usually (unless Greekman has driven it.........). If you see one advertised that you like and post a link the guys on here will always give an opinion for you as well.

bloody scientologists.............was Tom Cruise not available to play out today Jay?

I prefer eat my dust! In fact can you do me a tour date style one with a list on the back of all the people that need a slap, put yourself at the top!

I think that was expensive!

One cheeky Jay sent to Oz and another ready to be sent to timbuktoo! and you can behave Markie - you see me often enough for a proper smack!