nixy

DUDE!Cheers Alex! Worrying you have met me and still said that! Shouldn't that be dudette?

just pulling your leg......... I saw some cargo nets on a website the other day...........i'll see if i can fish it out for you.

who's a clever boy then? Honest you must have the patience of saint - i know you said it took you forever to do. If it was me I'd have ended up kicking it and stamping all over it - i'm not that good at fiddly things.........Looks really good! Of course i prefer orange on an orange car.

That is well scary............. Last year one of my son's mates came over dressed in black shorts, fishnet tights, leather biker jacket and leather gimp mask - he looked horrendous..... Was quite funny when i got him to answer the door though to all the pesky trick or treat kids!

nice one for a custard! Take it you dressed up as santa to get them on your knee then Dave? And you could have wiped the air con dribble up - messy boy!

she maybe did it on purpose Vik...........

well i didn't exactly make it up myself......................

Puppies on a roll is best anyway - ask Husky..........

I actually think Stan probably thinks about the hygeine aspect a bit more than SOME people I could mention.............

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about £50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50.00 and handed it to her along with a £10.00 tip. "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Good job i like you immy! Otherwise i could feel very jealous!

well technically speaking Beavis can't complain as he IS IN MY toilet with Louis..........

Hi again Alex! Shame you went for the unpainted version but i've heard it makes them .0000000000001 BHP faster.......

you bunch of freaks! Im with Beavis on this one..........

unsurprisingly!

HAHAHAHAHA, oh so funny - talk about unobservant!

you do it in itunes bud, download it free from the apple website for pc, it should automatically do it when transferring music from cd to your itunes library. Only music purchased from itunes is in a protective format m4p but yours will be fine and will be in mp3. hope that helps God did you really say all that Jay - you don't even know where the on switch is on your computer! Welcome to the world of Itunes Keith!

Oh no, that's strictly a job for the professionals! Wonder if a muzzle would be required?

and you think he hasn't already got one? Bet he has!

So busy nattering on you miss what's in front of your nose!

exactly sarnie - that's just what it needs, a nice vibrant colour, makes it miles better.

its gorgeous...........

i think the general consensus was that due to the law in japan meaning it has to be quieter there must be some sort of baffle inside, so best to swap for a second hand uk one or an aftermarket system. Or stick a hole in it......

I think a fair few of us saddos are members on there too..........