Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, cowardly, complete liar seeks total opposite.
I'm a young,svelt good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me in the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
MAN, totally honest. Will take ANYTHING.
Minimalist seeks woman.