I was working at an insurance company last year and one of the guys on a team was on his way to the hospital on his bike to have his wrist pins taken out... when someone pulled out on him, knocked him off his bike where he was subsequently run over by a volvo driver.
If that wasn't enough, another lad on his team was taken off his bike some months earlier (someone pulling out on him) and he caught his nads on the tank on the way off. Despite broken arms and legs he put up a decent fight when the doc said they had to come off.
Funny thing was, I'd pointed out these two geezers as needing to "do more" on their team and then they have the accidents, which then started roumors about me setting hit squads out for them!
On the bright side, the rest of the lads on the team started to work harder