stevie_350z

Result!

http://www.courtesyparts.com/Merchant2/ ... de=144-02R Anyone fitted this? Might look good on the Kuro

I was working at an insurance company last year and one of the guys on a team was on his way to the hospital on his bike to have his wrist pins taken out... when someone pulled out on him, knocked him off his bike where he was subsequently run over by a volvo driver. If that wasn't enough, another lad on his team was taken off his bike some months earlier (someone pulling out on him) and he caught his nads on the tank on the way off. Despite broken arms and legs he put up a decent fight when the doc said they had to come off. Funny thing was, I'd pointed out these two geezers as needing to "do more" on their team and then they have the accidents, which then started roumors about me setting hit squads out for them! On the bright side, the rest of the lads on the team started to work harder

Yeah, that would be about right. Heading for the lovely Toll Road... ZOOOOOOOOOOOM

Damn, you missed me - I was on the m6 southbound today but in the morning...

I love 1st - 2nd - two chances of wheel spins, lovely...

My nipples are lovely. How dare you.

I ventured up north again to the land of the Azure Zeds and again saw none. A nice 300ZX parked next to me at the hotel tho - lovely specimen. A southern softy I work with said I won't see any Zeds up north because the northerners are too tight to spend the money on petrol. As a northerner myself he deserved the slap he got

India Pale Ale?

So after all that travelling and seeing none... I walk down my street and find a 53 blade coupe.

Just watching the news: some geezers are taking police to European Court of Human Rights because saying who was driving denies them the right to remain silent!

God I love that avatar... drool...

frisky action in the boot? love getting tangled up in the cargo net?

um, I just call it the 350z-uk site...

I've passed / seen the guy in the chilli / stripes quite a few times (I'm also a morning M3'r) but he ignores my frantic waving and nipple showing (we are like the masons, aren't we? ) I don't like his motor TBH - stripes are too thin, and he has a nismo spoiler + kit but not the wheels!!! I'm sure he has the "cheapy" wheels on. WHere is he - come on, speak up!

I am sad too, I even check the other side of the m'way. I'll crash one of these days either due to (1) looking where I shouldn't be, or (2) waving.

Since Thurs night I've been from Staines -> Hull -> Doncaster -> Preston -> London - not one sighting!

Out of control hamster http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... =609252799

When I depress/release the clutch it can rattle like bugger sometimes. 13kmiles from new.

Welsh gags always go down well, but being from Brighton you'll know all about going down (50p for that!) Good work mate - do you have any 350z gags?

Brilliant!

For the more evil amongst us, I recommend spinning your wheels whilst in front of them across gravel to pepper their car in shite - as a suffering Kuro owner, that would kill me more than anything. You might just end up on Crimefighters/Crimewatch - as a victim

Dude, you hit the spot in an earlier post - lucky (?) there wasn't posts, trees or other traffic. Glad you made it out - hopefully the car is fixable. I nearly lost it on a roundabout a week last Sat on a fruitless visit to the Red Bull Air Race nr Longleat - George (Hanel) was behind me and saw my unwanted gliding session around an adverse-camber, wet and oily, SMALL roundabout, where thank-the-heavens the ESP helped me out with much juddering of tyres and lack of intervention by untalented me. As long as (1) I don't want to kill anybody else, and (2) I owe substantial money on this car: I won't be turning the ESP off. Once I've had it for three years, had Andy Walsh training, and a few more laps of NBR, even then I won't turn ESP off on the roads - only a fool would IMHO - never mind yourself, think of the other people you can hurt. Turn the ESP off on the track, fair game. Now to wear my flame proof suit!

Was he alergic to custard?