As a consultant this made me laugh, but then not being a computer wiz and years past being a yuppie, it wasn't me!
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd:
“If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you
give me one?â€