I know mate! If I was in any doubt of your morals I wouldn't have posted it!
don't worry, i wasn't offended, its part of the job i suppose. my mates down the pub nick named me mr tummnus (or tummnus for short) after the goat thing in narnia.
i think the link to it was my surname is thompson, apparently to them sounds like tumnus. he had goat legs, i'm apparently incredibly hairy. and he drugged small girls and took them back to his house. and i'm a teacher.
i never get some people sometimes, i think they did it because i kept beating them at pool.