0-60 took me from 1953 to 2013 - that would be an average speed of 0.00000008266631mph*. Some of you may be able to calculate my current age.
*that's based on me being in my current 370z, assuming I travelled 230ft, which I think is about the distance it covers when going from 0-60, but in my case, it took me 525,040 hours to get to 60 (just like everyone else). Unless I'm very much mistaken...