WhackyWill

Welcome to the Land of Zed.

Could not agree more...Had it this afternoon on the M25...He only had a 1.9TDI so it got left in my dust, but he just drove 6" of my bumper at 75MPH in the fast lane, middle lane was busy, I just floored the Zed and left him for dead, he then pulled into the middle lane DEFEATED..! :lol:

You'll on a good Christmas bonus then..!! ;)

Great looking Zed...great pics as well. :thumbs:

LED Bulb kits interior and exterior...

Thats no excuse.... :blush:

Whose paying the fuel bill..??

Please dont mention it was my idea..!! :scare:

need a video?? Got one? I certainly wouldn't put up a vid if done on a public road...!! Mr Plod may pay you a visit and remove your licence and your liberty.. :surrender:

Thanks Octet, I need a few bits.

Welcome to the Forum...

Wish you every success in the BDC Bizz... :thumbs:

On a private road..of course..

Hide a piece of fish in her desk, and everytime she walks past start sniffing..!! It will eventually stink out the whole office. :lol:

Its the Ring, so you will get a few there, cars don't crash on their own,

Take a look at the office phones and see if they are easy to open up. If they are, then swap the 1, 2 & 3 buttons with the 7, 8 & 9 buttons. The phone won't look any different to the untrained eye as calculators are arranged this way. However, no-one but you will get a scrap of sense out of this phone ever again and if you have a clever computerised exchange like we do, a lot of numbers will be interpreted as intructions to divert or redirect calls, causing disruption out of all proportion to the simple act you have performed. Just one thing - if you have one of those lockets containing your blood group and other emergency medical details, now is a good time to append a note recording what you've done to the phone. You never know, tomorrow you could be on the floor, blue and twitching, while one of your mates is trying to get an ambulance from the speaking clock and before you know it your kidneys are living in someone else. Now, won't that be funny!

Great video...how stupid some drivers can be. ..!! :scare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OKuhNM5Q9Mg

Lovely Zed.. nice one Bat Man..where's Robbin .. :lol:

Think they might have left a one off before the £42 making it £142 - 00, you cannot even do it yourself for £42 - 00 ... :scare:

Just had "Marmite" MOT today, passed without any advisories. Was amazed at how little miles it had done since the last one. 3,542 miles and its the only car I use. Anybody done less, and use it every day.? .

Sorry to hear about the damaged, glad your OK. I would put it down to "the nut loose behind the wheel"... :scare:

Welcome to the Forum, Good luck with your search, black the best...

Glad your keeping it, its a lovely well looked after car.

Think I would need my wheels held on by a bit more than £3 - 20 a wheel or 4 x 80p nut's... :scare:

HalfFrauds put a new chain on my bike, and it broke and wrapped itself around the sprocket before I even got home. And you want me to let them loose on my Zed.... :scare: :scare: :scare: