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Just move it Matt and stop being a c@**t face

Do the rear spats come with the flying carpet in Bobs picture? Sorry Steve!!

You'd think we live in 2015. Be happy you have a super fast broadband connection!

Probably fiddled their numbers too

Ahh, HR dipstick *engage smug mode* Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead Boss.

Ahh, HR dipstick *engage smug mode* Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Possibly the worst design ever, even worserer than the dipstick.

Those poor trees.

Hopefully the reinforced type! Ha, didn't know such things existed (non biker ) Yes Kevlar Jeans - I still don't think they are good enough and besides, all men look better in leathers............ I think I'm the exception to that rule!

Hello Noob. I love noobs. Sorry I mean boobs.

Hopefully the reinforced type!

Small world, I'm in also in Halstead! What colour is yours? Bit personal?

He thinks he's Basil Brush!

Not sure all true but made me smile John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. Desmond Tutu... When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. Howard Hughes... I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire. Old Italian proverb... After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. Betsy Salkind... Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. Zsa Zsa Gabor... I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. Jeff Foxworthy... You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. Prince Philip...When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Emo Philips... A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. Spike Milligan.. The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. Robin Hall... Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke. Jean Rostand... Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. WH Auden... We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. Jonathan Katz... In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. Warren Tantum... (School photo album). I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical Steve Martin... Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. Doug Hanwell... America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. George Roberts... The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it Ekona...if you say something, I will express my opinion.

Best still to check though: https://www.gov.uk/check-vehicle-tax I did and it is still sorn. Shalom.

Thanks chaps, saved me checking. Have an awesome day!

Just checking SORN lasts 12 months? Not had motorbike on road and don't want any fines and cant remember when I sorned it. I assume I'll get a reminder through??

Git! Hope you're well Steve!!

I bet you'll have it in 5 years!

Get back in your box. Ich will.

Winning.

Is it his own radio station? Sorry no tv, living a sheltered life at the moment and also only listening to Radio 2 and Planet Rock.

We have a couple of ikea wardrobes, sliding actually, great quality and very sturdy, been built, taken down and built again 3 times now. Still going strong.

No way would I take the zed onto spanish roads, they're all mental drivers.