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A man walking his dog through the graveyard, when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other man replies, "No, just having a sh!t!"

Sorry, this might happen again

Somthing to aim for

In Hartburn around 7pm last night, going too fast to be identified!!

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Fit for purpose Massively under rated band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCr4Lcf9Qis&feature=youtube_gdata_player

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.' This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Fanny Green?' 'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied. 'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.; At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Fanny Green?' The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'

Great bike - enjoy

That thread or ones like it surface about every 4 months or so Same as the "What 6 CD's do you have in your changer right now" threads. CD Player?? bit old skool that

He just needs a chin like balls

I actually suggested that in one my old jobs. They should introduce compulsary boxing matches between sections. The rage I had in that job, I would have battered the hell out of half the people there. I think thats the reason they seperated the business analysts from the developers and testers here at work. BA's were constantly taking a battering Those crazy fools

Should put a play list together 20 best driving tunes

I think I have taken some of those cars in part ex....

Lexx, cant get that grafting on YouTube, what is it? I think this is a good driving track IMHO Rob Zombie - Scum of the Earth I'm no a big QOTSA fan. They've always just lacked something for me, and never been able to listen to a whole track without skipping. Quite a talented guy, I think he directed an episode of CSI recently Slight change of gear - but I recently downloaded Music for the Jilted Generation by The Prodigy great driving album, dates well too from 1994 (only £4.49 iTunes store!!) I had the original on cassette, been meaning to update for ages.

Lexx, cant get that grafting on YouTube, what is it? I think this is a good driving track IMHO

I didn’t even need to see the word Ford before I recognised your career in the motor trade The industry is full of bell ends that think being productive is shouting the loudest. In the last 20 years, the one thing I have learnt is, you work for yourself, regardless of who pays your wages, if you catch my drift The only good news is, if you are any good, you will always have a job

That’s F'cking hilarious, a master class in how to make sh!t cars look worse IT'S GLAM ROCK FOR CARS!!

The F40 looks like it got stuck in the door way Great pics though - good find

Looks great, My wife has been bugging me for a Sagaris for years - NOT A CHANCE IN HELL Truly awesome cars - Good call

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Just watched this, same guy... awesome! +1

The dude has some moves

Would be cool if they did the ride suit too! Fantastic engineering

Could open for some reason But found this. I assume it's the same sort of thing! http://www.thefancy.com/things/265584135/AT-AT-Dog-Costume

Remind me never to have a ride out with you, sounds the rain just follows you about!