Cats couldn't give a monkeys backside about you, they use you for food and a place to defecate. If they could open tins, they would call out a hitman and have you done over in the blink of an eye and inherit all your stuff. They take away your freedom, you have to constantly feed them and clean up after them, hair everywhere, I just couldn't imagine anything worse...
...I have never owned a cat.
Sounds like kids to me.
...I have never owned a kid.
I was hoping the inherent sarcasm in my post would get noticed without the need for a winking smiley