Will pick you up in my Winnebago for free if you cook breakfast both mornings on the way there  
 
Swing past mine on the way, we can split the fuel bill  
 
  
But I'm not allowed more than two weeks off at a time, unless authorised by head office. Only happens for stuff like weddings.  
 
  
If you got married the whole of Croydon would turn out and sing alleluia and anounce a public holiday!