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So much you could probably buy Man City

Good point.........park your Zed at your mum and dads

Slightly less extreme situation but take Demolition49's recent incident with the bump he had and the tool jumping out telling him to get back in his car and then driving off......if everyone who goes round doling out threats gives there way they'll just be able to get away with anything. Your mate who's bottled it is not testifiing against your other mate to say 'that didn't happen' but it won't do the case any good and the defence lawyer will probably latch on to the fact that the statement was retracted. Not that its your problem but your mate who you live with would probably appreciate some support though this too...bolting back to your ma and pa's may seem a little harsh but obviously none of us know your situation and how bad these scummy gits are.

Dude that'll sell to practially anyone with the name Nixon/Nichols and initial D or Nicola/Nicholas with the surname D. Sling it on Ebay before you give it away. You can stick on retention and keep ownership of it (costs 80 squid but its got to be worth a couple of hundred). You don't have to give it back. We've got the same dilemma when we stop spuzzing money on sports cars and actually get married. The missus (which is going on the fabled legendary Zed we're never going to buy) is M111NX A (A - Atherton)......prob just end up getting rid so I don't look like a hardcore Minx every time I drive the car

Its an import. I rang the guy about it when it was advertised.......it had a massive rear-ender so he replace it with a UK bumper. Only kidding. Admit it Slimjim.......You kacked your self!

It was the bad winter thats really made it noticable. All the little nooks and crannies filled up with ice and burst the tarmac. The road to our house is back breaking now! Looks like we'll have to wait until Feb/March when all the local authorities have to get their budget spend........low and behold up springs roadworks in every direction.

Private plates are a right bloody con! We've got 2 both purchased for £249 from DVLA.........over £700 I've spend transferring the damn things from car to car. Suppose there is an argument to stop buying cars like but regardless its a right bloody swizz. Plus I have the near endless p*%*taking from my mates who ask who Ricky is (R111 CYY)........shower of gits! Have a play on this http://dvlaregistrations.direct.gov.uk/ it' Plenty with ZED as the last 3 letters for £250

All I can say is I'm glad I'm on holiday when this is happening because I'd probaby be in the process of buying the first shedder Zed I can lay my hands on right now!!! Its not fair!!!!! I drove through Snowdonia in the summer.........jaw dropping.

Getting it delivered safely isn't really the issue I guess............more which cretin is going to get hold of it at the garage. If your going to send it I'd call before hand....get someones name that can be held personally accountable and send it directly to them. Alternativly if you've got a mate who lives anywhere near you could post it up to them and ask them to personally take it in for you? Bloody dealers! 3 times I've had a car serviced without the book being stamped......usually noticing as I'm 10 miles down the motorway from picking it up

I think thats a cracking job mate!

Ola mate! Very pretty motor.

Dude don't buy one what ever you do!.......at least not until I've got one! If your looking to spend the same as I am then your going to be travelling far and wide because our fair city aint got jack!

Mate that car is erotic!! Black in the 370 is just

As I'm still Zedless I'll keep myself confined to the 'Off Topic Discussion' Were any of our order at the Muse concert at the Old Trafford Cricket Ground last night? T'other half and myself went and it was without doubt it was the most immense concert I've ever been too (well apart from U2 but there's not really any point comparing any band to U2). They must be one of the best live acts around at the moment.

Oh no! Not another cod game! My missus has logged 480 hours on cod once Xmas! She's prestiged 3 times......she's like a bloody smack head for cod!

Ahhhhh man. Thats just the way the bloody world is these days. You've got to feel sorry for the dog but the bottom line is the owner was not in control of their animal. He should be thankful that it wasn't worse and you weren't injured too. Best bet.......track the boyfriend down and introduce him to your cracked bumper. Evidence?? what evidence.......that bumper was cracked when I hit a dog the other night officer

Dude pay it then we'll organise a meet of every single forum member in their car park.......pull up in all the spaces for 1.59mins then all bog off. Should cost them a few thousand in revenue In fact - tell them thats what your going to do or otherwise they can nullify the fine for you

He's just a love machine.

man thats positivley distressing.........30 mph is a pretty decent impact for anyone but at least it wasn't square on. Bumpers are designed to crumple so maybe it was only 'clipped'. Hope your both ok!

Before (10 years old tattoo) During (2 - 3 hour sittings later) The end (another 2 - 3 hour sittings later)......that last 2 hours was the most painful experiance of my life!!!!!!!!!!! ...and the missus wanted her new one going on because she thinks I'm having a bromance with Husky!

I've just put the missus's on retention and paid by cheque. Turn around was about 3 days but the DVLA local office target is within 14 days. Bloke said to me that paying by cheque does not slow the application. They don't so a check and wait service anymore (or at least they don't at mine) so you do have to wait a few days for the MOT and tax discs. V5 takes as long as the DVLA want to faff about I'm afraid but provided your not selling one of the cars shouldn't be any major headache for you.

Yeah......the whole thread is a bit like when I continually bore you and Anders about endless dog rough Zeds and you tell me to stay away from them like the plague. Anyone with a brain knows that buying a car with the ABS jammed on is probably a bad idea.......but because you want it bad so you ask someone in the hope that they'll go 'nah it'll be fine mate!!! Who needs brakes anyway'. Similarly anyone who's sat through 10 hours of tattooing should know that your going to ruin it if you blaze it with sun five mins after its been done. Luckily your all massivley helpful and provide good friendly advice.......all a bit bonkers like but helpful none the less I've fooked myself a bit haven't I!! Bugger. Also just realised I'm going to see Muse on saturday night too!!! I'll have to hide at the back where it won't get smashed by raving moshers!

Before I had remembered just how painful it was I actually wanted it in 1 sitting per tattoo but she wouldn't do it. 3 hours later and I was bloody glad they didn't! The tribal looks a bit crazy at the min because its got a big patch of old faded tattoo in the middle of it thats being recoloured today........if I remember rightly think I went out in the sun and faded it when I first had it done I hate the sun anyway so I might just use it as an excuse to hide in the bar

I know I know! Its like buying a Zed.....I'm impatient and want it now!!!!! No waiting eveeeeeeerrrrrrr! Think I may of possibly left it too late to cancel now.....doh. I'll see what she says tomorrow. Worst comes to worst I'll just have to keep a t-shirt on. It'll deffo be healed up at least (last sitting has healed up totally and that was only 2 weeks ago) good old bepanthan.

Best advice I can give is if you find a really awesome one PM me about it and I'll check it out for you first..........I won't buy it or anything......honest.......honest I won't....really I won't. Actually yes......yes I will!