Ricey

As in a chu chu train or like when your in prison and the 'daddy' gets his bitches to 'run a train on you'?............its an important definition Its a similar question when asking if you like 'tossed salad'......

In that case I hope a rat gnaws his **** off. He's like a really really low rent Robert Maxwell but less glam and geordie.

Car got so many dings it was a cat C write off......... People who mess with someone else car need their testes running over.......FACT.

Much as you acted like a div it takes some kahuna's to come back into the forum after that..........make sure you behave this time!

I hope he gets glassed in the knob, bummed in the gob and has a rotting stoat corpse stuffed up his bum! ........who is he and why do we hate him by the way I couldn't be bothered reading the thread?

......could cut the roof off it I guess

He's putting the thumb back in

5 days too late but good advice none the less! Well done husky dog......I told you, you were being a big girl about it

Bi-curious? ......dogs and cats.....

Ahem............well its back. Paint flaking off round the fog light......exhaust - bent as a dinner guest at Michael barrymoors house.....and now decorated with some new scratches. .......going back this week. I have literally (and I don't mean throw away comment 'literally...I meant LITERALLY literally ) given up on the world. Its populated by utter cretins who need their fat neanderthal faces slapping with a dead rotting polecat corpse.

Or brown trousers if you get a dodgy curry!

Go and offer then £200 and we can use it as a forum pool car! It can be used for deliveries and taking Husky to the vets/for walks in the forest

Are we talking about the fact some pikey has new 'bling' wheels on his caravan ready for Big Fat Gypsie Weddings or the fact that the GTO is in a shocking state? I've seen cars in Mad Max better looked after!

Wonder what an extra 27 psi will do for my MPG

Bloody Husky being a freebie noob!!! No such thing as a free lunch I'm afraid. Noticed the tyre on my Lancer looked down last week.........3psi

+1 on the Gliptone.......it ROCKS!. Fleabay if you can't find a trader to support. Not sure if Tim can supply it or not.

Hells bells! That is stunning! I do agree with Sarnie though.....the wheels look like they've come off an FTO.

For bits :pmr35lee: is always a good start. I've got a standard airbox in the shed - you could always get a proper JTW popcharger........sounds awesome but lets a few ponies out of the engine (I've never really noticed).

Can't really add too much pooch however one little tip.......make sure whatever you declare your 'weakness' is really a strength. .....'i find I work TOO hard sometimes' 'in a bit of a perfectionist' etc You'll be fine anyway you big girl

Dont use the number stated earlier though! I've searched the internet to death for this chimp and the only thing I can arrive at is someone put a number on a civic forum stating that 0131 number thats an innocent company in Scotland who've obviously got hacked off with being called about JPerformance! These guys are in the ether to be honest.

Sorry mate I though you'd got the wrong end of the stickola Dealing with little companies such as this is a nightmare - small claims is often the only way to get cash back........personally I'd swallow the loss and go down my route.....if you really want to mess people around then designate an hour a week to setting them up for an utter spam fest. A few carefully placed adverts with the company number or better still his mobile number will illicit at least 100 calls a day

Eh?.....I was agreeing with you not being sarcastic or owt mate! I find it a most entertaining tool to do a quick searchy on the net for customers who forget that they've bent the truth when they've applied..........had a cracking one today that a quick google revealed that he was a convicted art forger and had been previously sent down for obtaining a mortgage by deception too! You don't need solicitors or anything so sophisticated.......all you need is Charlie boys email addy and if possible mobile number........then deploy the same advice as I gave to Zugara the other day - gay porn subscription and an advert for a 3 bed executive flat in London for £300 per month. ......it'd almost be worth losing the money for the amount of aggro it would cause

deepdishtastic!

Are we allowed to know how much you paid for it? No bother if not - more curiosity as to how much of a bargain your eventually going to get. I remember a car very similar to this being on autotrader and fleabay for ages for about £7500 I think.....totally trashed on the driver side

Nothing gives me quite as much satisfaction as tearing a customers life apart and unfurling all the fibs.........handy crossover skills for chasing down any cretin who's stupid enough to put too much info on the net about themselves too