There was a young man called Cragus,
He has often offered to tea-bag us
He once had a Zed
But knocked that on the head
He will probly end up with a Brabus...
SpursMadDave, removed the seat
To make his pushbike lighter,
Now every time he sits down,
He takes it up the shite-er!
I told you before I don't want to buy your bike, or your chair