spursmaddave

Happy Birthday Stew

You spelt that wrong too it should be

And a g for a v too....

Surely we are past the post now with these jokes

Now thats a happy guy

Apparently the whole Tesco board of Executives have extremely long faces...

Whinny you guys gonna stop these lame jokes

Depends what is used as a "loophole". Take away the ability for people to be paid in dividends which can effectively reduce your tax from 50% down to 37 ish and you will all but kill off expansion in small busineses as the owners of these use money from the business to top their earnings back up. However when you are talking about a corporate entity that is clearly taking millions from UK residents for goods, and then shipping that money out of the country by using some offshore licensing rubbish, then thats a different matter. Definitely a balancing act and like a lot of things i.e. NHS, Royalty etc etc that are essy to criticise but very hard to sort out.

I'm sure a 370 owner will be along son but it sounds like your key needs pairing to the car, noting in the manual about changing the key battery?

Don't wash the throttle body

Who in their right mind would pay more on a tax bill than they need to? Do those on PAYE want to pay more tax too, maybe we should up the tax bands? If I told you that rather than paying somewhere in the region of 50% of your gross pay to HMRC via PAYE, I could get that down to 30%, would you take it? Thats what a hell of a lot of people do by being contractors but I bet you'd take the deal if you could. And why shouldn't someone who is already on benefits earn some more by playing the system. I say close all the loopholes in the benefits system AND the tax system

And your Zed is poo coloured not Black

Anyone but Dicky I take it

Tesco have said that there is absolutely nothing wrong with their Burgers and many people have eaten them all their life... they have signed up Sarah Jessica Parker to lead the advertising campaign

It's not just Tesco you can get a My Lidl Pony...

Sorry but I watched the little vid and when the guy started smiling because his screen had bumps a little bit of sick came up.... and then the bloke in the office looked a bit like Beavis

Can someone show me where the cough mixture is, I am a little horse....

Very true

I bet I know how Papa likes his steaks and burgers....... Blue

Tax avoidance is just as bad as scrounging of the state in my book, yes it's legal but it's immoral... Tax avoidance v Tax evasion = Benefit scrounging v Benefit fraud