I think it actually happened but the jokes supposed to be that his daughter is actually a grass.
No offence intended corky1967 but it sounds like your driving attitude could do with a little adjustment although you have raised a good girl which is a credit to you.
Yes she is a good girl she was only doing the right thing, but it did make me laugh, I now know to stick to the speed limits and wear a seat belt when she's with me.
kids are great aren't they ?