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ATTAK Z

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  1. :scare: Sarnie overlooked for the 42nd time
  2. Bloody hell! FIVE O in the house!!!! and not the only one
  3. Please write in English ... it's the primary language on this forum
  4. I could do you a nice house design if you've got the land to build it on ... guidance to get around un-cooperative Building Inspectors no no no no - they're all my friends
  5. I have a part time job picking lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's ... oh sorry, wrong thread
  6. I could do you a nice house design if you've got the land to build it on ...
  7. I'm a civil engineer working as an architect but my job title is 'Landscape Architect' ... rads in suspended ceiling - yea we do that !
  8. for a job ... I design buildings ... mostly schools and public buildings
  9. oh and the colour is Azure BTW ... not the best colour but some like it
  10. Give it a good clean, check the oil and drive it ... happy days
  11. Yea a bit shitey all round IMO
  12. You can check if it's the drop links by taking them off and seeing if the clunk persists on uneven ground You can check if its banana bar by driving over bumps maintaining a slow speed with brakes applied (left foot) ... the clunk will disappear Steering clunk ? ... I don't know Other than that, my guess is B A N A N A B A R
  13. I would guess there's something wrong about that by the use of "in" rather than "at' in the sentence "We shall deploy all resources in our disposal to ensure a successful bidding for your company." if nothing else ... grammar, spelling and punctuation rule ETA as you probably know, "in" always takes the ablative case whereas "at' usually takes the accusative or locative cases ... Brian's Latin Lesson (from Monty Python Sketch) Brian is writing a slogan on a wall, oblivious to the Roman patrol approaching from behind. The slogan is "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS". Centurion: What's this thing? "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"? "People called Romanes they go the house?" Brian: It... it says "Romans go home". Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"? Brian hesitates Centurion: Come on, come on! Brian: (uncertain) "ROMANUS". Centurion: Goes like? Brian: "-ANUS". Centurion: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is? Brian: "-ANI". Centurion: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI". "EUNT"? What is "EUNT"? Brian: "Go". Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go"! Brian: "IRE"; "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT". Centurion: So "EUNT" is ...? Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go". Centurion: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...? He lifts Brian by his short hairs Brian: The ... imperative. Centurion: Which is? Brian: Um, oh, oh, "I", "I"! Centurion: How many Romans? (pulls harder) Brian: Plural, plural! "ITE". Centurion strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" on the wall Centurion: "I-TE". "DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: (very anxious) Dative? Centurion draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat Brian: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative, ah, DOMUM, sir. Centurion: Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...? Brian: ... the locative, sir! Centurion: Which is? Brian: "DOMUM". Centurion: (satisfied) "DOMUM"... He strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM" Centurian: ..."-MUM". Understand? Brian: Yes sir. Centurion: Now write it down a hundred times. Brian: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: (saluting) Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. Brian: (very relieved) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and everything, sir!
  14. And thanks everyone for not mentioning my age
  15. Many thanks everyone ... just been treated to a nice steak at Emilios of Bawtry
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