Vik54

Great minds think alike

Yes....am blonde....but I know my cars!

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Is teeeny thumbnail pic........can't quite make it out .......'looks a bit zonda-ish' - but could be wrong need to BLOW-IT-UP

Yes either that or your membership will be terminated. PMSL

Dave's on a roll tonight so we'd better behave

Oh oh we're in t-r-o-u-b-l-e

This has helped remove said image from head

I don't really get a cold member. It's not resting against the pan is it ? Unfortunately I don't get that problem Vik, you wouldn't understand chucky. PMSL No but I've seen Gary's when he comes out after an hour sitting on the throne Also familiar with the plum-o-meter

You're in the bath right now? Right that's it refuse to enter into discussion with bathing dog and now I need to get this image out my head

I had to point it out to him on facebook

I will never understand the lure of the throne...........yeah yeah I know for peace & quiet John...........you'll drop it in the bath and then we'll never hear the end of it

or you used Autoglym wax - always goes white if use too much

Stew's your man .............he is font of all knowledge for detailing

welcome

How cheap? I think the "aint cheap" is a good indication it isnt cheap

Welcome to the forum - NJOY shopping for your zed

Welcome to the forum So are you still head over heels ?

They're having a laugh! Prices have recovered a bit but I mean, really, come on its a 54 plate regardless of low mileage

".............so here's to you Mrs Robinson"

Welcome to the face ache club

I'm liking that philosophy Martin

Welcome to the forum

This is one cute wee man.............. http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Tickle_Me_1/

........so a paint job and a wee 'flash' adds £20k+ to a car......... erm.........I don't think so Although EVO do have a long term test R35 they've just mapped - jumped from 512 bhp & 500lb ft torque to 547 & 530 - so suppose depends on how much you want to pay per horse