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I have only bedded in the discs and pads today. Braking power seems much improved over my std non brembo set up. Feel's good and responsive. Is making some rubbing noises at the moment but only done today. Yes some squealing when you touch the brake but then goes. Maybe the squealing and rubbing will go in a couple of days.

It should look like this The autodimming is not too good, my Lexus GS 430 mirror goes really dark at night but I hardly notice anything on the Z. I can't see the compass either if mine is meant to have one

Hi Qas, Did you get your gearbox oil problem sorted ok??

As some posts recently have been about head units with ipod use from the head unit and bluetooth operation connection I have taken some pics of mine. Sorry some of the pics are not great Alpine IDA-X305 head unit connected to orginal Bose amp Parrot KCE-400BT bluetooth unit. Ipod fitted into large storage space behind passenger seat. In Ipod mode Bluetooth phone mode

After the F1 finished as it was pouring down with rain (liquid sunshine) here thought I would fit the new discs and pads I have just got, took 3 hours to fit.

Don't know if this will help but on an auto (mines an auto) their is a circlip which can be spung out with a screwdriver under the silver coloured ring under the gear knob, maybe the manual gearnob is similar.

I thought I did post in some other sections also . To keep you and the forum happy I will stop posting in this section

hello mate, as others have said, they are a doddle to fit. i've routed the ipod ca ble in the compartment by the handbrake no problem. as for bluetooth, there is a mic with my kit which i've fitted by the visors. the steering wheel control module just cost that much, you can get away from it if you want them. but like i said in my other thread, i didnt think they were that important just that if you were particular about having buttons that dont work. hope that helps Hi, Why bother to route the ipod cable to the compartment by the handbrake You said you would like the ipod to be controlled by the head unit,so you don't need excess to the ipod so why not put it under the tray in the large compartment behind the passenger seat, that's what I have done with mine The Parrot 400BT is the one to go for if you can justify the cost, I have heard that the 3100 had a few issues and that's the reason I went for the 400. The Alpine unit I fitted is the X305 which allows the ipod and phone to be completely contolled by the head unit. I fitted the Parrot under the dashboard on the passengers side. Sorry pics not that good

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference: “18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18." Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow." It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. "Oh, Sister" said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved." "Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven." "Did he now..." said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his key to Heaven into my lock." "Is that a fact..." said the old nun, even more evenly. "At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful but that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt good being saved." "That son-of-a..." muttered the old nun, "he told ME it was Gabriel's Horn and I've been blowing it for forty years!"

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!" When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. blush. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big errrrrrrrrr you work it out..........

NCP opens new car park in USofA

You are still using tapes

Hi and . I was originally looking for a Boxster S (Please forgive me!!) Good job you bought a Z

I jumped on 2 planes and flew from France to Lithuania via Denmark. Looked at 9 used Z's over 2 days driving 750 kms around Lithuania in the snow, some had scratched paint, some had panel gaps that didn't look right , some did not have a proper service history and some had a worn interior . I ended up buying the first Z I looked at Then paid for the Z and after checking the oil and water etc, the 1,500 miles back over a day and a half to the UK with my Z

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around thiswooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, >physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The guy looks at the £20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for £20; just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers £20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot. "NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" "Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...." Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!" The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a record in the window of a charity shop "Wasp noises from around the world". Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused. "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?" The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps" The assistant peers at the label of the record and says... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Oh I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"

Very nice. I fancied a black Z but all the ones I looked at all had scratched paintwork Yours good

Try parking it over here in Froggy land. Have you seen how they park (perhaps a better word is abandon ) over here Every time I leave it somewhere I hope and prey that it will not get any of the famous Froggy car park dents and so far

Hi and to the both of you. The cars good

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 e-mailed the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." Difference Between Women and Men A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.