JT1703

Don't over tighten them ... trust me , learn from my mistake !!. I over tightened one of mine and rounded the stud trying to remove it ... had to cut the spacer off the hub in the end !! The studs are VERY soft and easily rounded !. I think there was a recent post re the proper torque settings so worth having a squint for that

Nice wee vid Vik / Gary Definitely have to get myself down to Knockhill soon

Ross , you back on terra firma now ?. Let me know when you are so I can pop round for my mesh

I'll take them off your hands. PM sent

Has to be option 1 Ross ... I'm on the look out for a carbon lip as well so like that look anyway

I have a set of GM OEM skirts .... wont sell them to you though I would go for the genuine Nismo V1 if I were you ... I bought a set from Envy a couple of months ago. Perfect fit and a great price if the offer is still on

Oh for f@ck sake

But i drive my car around everyday where 1000's of people can see my number plate......... Doesn't really make sense to me........ exactly what I was thinking !?!?

Yup you're right , I am sick of seeing it .... the sooner you get one and stop banging on about it the better !

oh , ok

Just saw the updates ... is this provisionally sold to me ?? Let me Know Chris and we can PM the details

Far too much over styling going on ..

PM sent

3rd dibs ( you never know ! )

I think that Ross ( srobrien ) still has his lying in his garage

Happy Birthday John

No-one likes a show off Colin !

Dropping it 30mm on 20mm Spacers should be fine ( I think lowering it with 25mm spacers on the back causes rubbing issues )

Looking good It's true what they say ... size does matter . Who would have thought that less than an inch more would make all the difference !!

Nice of your auld man to let you experiment on his motor before you go near the Zed with the Polisher !!

Haggis, neeps & tatties on the menu at work today to be washed down with a wee dram ( or probably a bottle of Irn Bru ) TO A MOUSE Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim'rous beastie, O, what panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee, Wi' murd'ring pattle! I'm truly sorry Man's dominion Has broken Nature's social union, An' justifies that ill opinion, Which makes thee startle, At me, thy poor, earth-born companion, An' fellow-mortal! I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve; What then? poor beastie, thou maun live! A daimen-icker in a thrave 'S a sma' request: I'll get a blessin wi' the lave, An' never miss't! Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin! It's silly wa's the win's are strewin! An' naething, now, to big a new ane, O' foggage green! An' bleak December's winds ensuin, Baith snell an' keen! Thou saw the fields laid bare an' wast, An' weary Winter comin fast, An' cozie here, beneath the blast, Thou thought to dwell, Till crash! the cruel coulter past Out thro' thy cell. That wee-bit heap o' leaves an' stibble, Has cost thee monie a weary nibble! Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble, But house or hald. To thole the Winter's sleety dribble, An' cranreuch cauld! But Mousie, thou are no thy-lane, In proving foresight may be vain: The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley, An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'd joy! Still, thou art blest, compar'd wi' me! The present only toucheth thee: But Och! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear! An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear!

You should change your forum name to Madman ! Congratulations to the both of you

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