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Cragus

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  1. Its ok you remind me of chuckie from rugrats
  2. I'm pretty sure we have gone over this before mate - you no longer ride your bike as the doctor advised against it after your toilet troubles:
  3. On reflection, maybe not a good choice of pics - I am at a ceilidh and sweating my nuts off in the first and look like I need a good feed in the second
  4. Erm thanks I think? Lets put it to the vote - we can call it haircompare.com
  5. Thats your reflection in the screen
  6. I don't think the ignition barrel on my shed is that fussy? Key, spoon.....all good..... Hahahahahaha Craig your sum man, your wittyness amazes me Especially for this time of night.. ....tucky tucky nighty nighty dreamy dreamy sleepy sleepy snoozey snooze time for me I reckon.
  7. I don't think the ignition barrel on my shed is that fussy? Key, spoon.....all good.....
  8. Whats the outcome likely to be Vik? Think council will shell out for a full detail?
  9. I think they call it peely wally! What about the hair though - I dont have long golden locks anymore
  10. Luckily my girlfriend is from the South side too then Captain snobbypants! .
  11. Yeah women are second class citizens over here and know their place! Not like the Mearns where you walk on eggshells round the missus incase she batters you with your handbag!
  12. OK - caught this last night for the first time as I saw people posting about it on here. What was that grabbing all about? I am pretty sure that called rape or at least sexual molestation where I come from?
  13. +1 Come on the sheds! Neil, they don't want to leave the Mearns because it is a lovely area (cough, snobby look at me, cough ).
  14. A bowtie is better than the gimp suit you wear when selling your a$$!
  15. Sarnie mortgages FTW! I will outbid Neil for the roof spoiler!
  16. I would go option 3 also if your not manly enough for a shed.
  17. Don't be so vein! You know its the way forward!
  18. Get a shed! I'll sell you mine
  19. I don't actually - drop me it in a PM and I will text you mine
  20. Way to give the secret location ya nerd. First rule of zed club - don't tell people where zed club is!
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