Linus27 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Have a good one for you all.... Don't think to yourself (when driving home on your own down a deserted, dark and spooky country road) 'how scary would it be if I was to look in the rear view mirror now and see a crazy mad looking stranger's face looking back at me'. It freaks you out, big time...... I so worry about you sometimes. You really are not normal in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiGFoetus Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Have a good one for you all.... Don't think to yourself (when driving home on your own down a deserted, dark and spooky country road) 'how scary would it be if I was to look in the rear view mirror now and see a crazy mad looking stranger's face looking back at me'. It freaks you out, big time...... Used to do that all the time. It was a wizened old woman with no eyes, when I imagined it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Don't drive your rear camera equipped Zed through a safari park enclosure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Don't drive your rear camera equipped Zed through a safari park enclosure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Do let a ground hog drive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Don't drive your rear camera equipped Zed through a safari park enclosure seriously - don't drive ANY vehicle through the monkey enclosure :scare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Don't attempt to transform your 4 yr olds new Transformer robot into it's vehicle shape following the tiny pictogram drawings on the back of the box whilst driving through town......you may be somewhat distracted from the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliveBoy Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Don't attempt to transform your 4 yr olds new Transformer robot into it's vehicle shape following the tiny pictogram drawings on the back of the box whilst driving through town......you may be somewhat distracted from the road They're hard in the living room on a sofa, let alone whilst driving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyZ33HR Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) never jump off a roof when your 12 thinking a bin bag will serve as a parachute. I did that but had the sense to land on grass. My neighbour saw me and decided to copy me but he did it landing on concrete and broke his leg. His mum then came round and blamed me. My dad said to her that her son should be more intelligent next time and do it properly exactly, if your going to be stupid at least be good at it. i call it 'calculated stupidity' Edited July 1, 2014 by AndyZ33HR 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linus27 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Don't attempt to transform your 4 yr olds new Transformer robot into it's vehicle shape following the tiny pictogram drawings on the back of the box whilst driving through town......you may be somewhat distracted from the road Let's look at this. You start a thread about transformers and the various toy cars available and the next day in another thread you are talking about playing with a new transformer toy which you claim to belong to your 4 year old I have a tip of the day for you. Don't try and fool us you crazy transformer obsessed toy owner, we all know you went out and bought it for yourself 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 If for example you're staying in a hotel in the states, don't see what things you can put down the waste disposal unit before it will pack up ( just between you and me, it's chopsticks ) I don't think I have ever stayed in a hotel room with it's own waste disposal unit Even a room upgrade at Caesar's palace didn't come with one of those....feel so cheated Plastic or wooden chopsticks?....just out of interest wooden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 So many valuable life lessons here. One from today. If you have pizza the night before and it is using your intestinal tract as a didgeridoo. Go to the toilet immediately, do not delay. If you do wait that extra minute, the cleaner will have closed the toilet and you will have to run down two flights of stairs and across an office to the next nearest loo only to find that it was used previously by an ape who can't flush. Run quickly, flush quickly, sit quickly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't try and have a stare out competition with a goldfish..... you'll lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliveBoy Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't try and have a stare out competition with a goldfish..... you'll lose. What about a holding your breath underwater contest?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't try and have a stare out competition with a goldfish..... you'll lose. What about a holding your breath underwater contest?! well technically you'd have to dunk your head in the tank whilst tossing the goldfish out at the same time. First to die loses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't try and have a stare out competition with a goldfish..... you'll lose. What about a holding your breath underwater contest?! well technically you'd have to dunk your head in the tank whilst tossing the goldfish out at the same time. First to die WINS corrected that for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Dont do 3 weeks of night shift, then start your car with only your left leg in the car (on the clutch) after only a couple of hours of sleep, and forget that on this one occasion, you left your car in gear on your drive when you parked it up, to warm it up before trip out. Result was the car tearing down the drive way, with me hanging half out of it, the open door smashing into the corner of the house, trapping my leg and pushing it into the metal loop that locks the door, just below my knee, as well as dragging my foot along the drive, removing quite abit of skin on the side of my big toe. I have no idea how i managed to get in the car, but managed to bring it to a stop before it hit the house opposite the drive way, before the gates ripped my wing mirror off. After reversing the car back onto the drive, looking at the surprisingly small amount of blood, I got out, looked at the car, then went into the house, dropped my trousers, and discovered a 15mm wide x 40mm long hole in my leg, just to the side of the vertical bone that is attached to the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliveBoy Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Hows the house, and hows the car door?! Your knee will repair itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't use a king sized Mars Bar as a sex toy, even if frozen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 (edited) Don't give SMD your contact details especially if you don't like frozen foods Edited July 7, 2014 by ioneabee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't give SMD your contact details especially if you don't like frozen foods That was the problem, didn't stay frozen too long and then just looked like a dirty protest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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