Ekona Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Mentalist. Her, not you. She'd stalk you and kill your bunnies in a flash. 1 Quote
SteveM Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 What Ekona said..... i dont even think shes all that to look at to justify putting up with the mentalist bit Quote
The G Man Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Wouldn't ride her into battle! Reasonable chanter though Quote
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Posted February 4, 2013 Mentalist. Her, not you. She'd stalk you and kill your bunnies in a flash. Thats why I like her, couldn't imagine a boring time with her could you? Quote
Ekona Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Thats why I like her, couldn't imagine a boring time with her could you? I couldn't imagine coming away afterwards with both my testicles intact if that's what you mean. Normal women are mental enough for me, I don't think I'd want to push my luck with a weapons grade nutter! Quote
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Posted February 4, 2013 What a munter! I'm sure she would rate you too Jay It's not just looks it's personality for me Quote
twobears Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Were those her real teeth that she was using in Blandings? There seemed too many for her mouth. She looked cute and bubbly to me and I can see her appeal if you like a woman with something interesting to say Quote
Jay Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 What a munter! I'm sure she would rate you too Jay It's not just looks it's personality for me I am sure she would mate as am not the usual middle aged zed owner! I don't go for just looks or just personality, it needs to be both! She seriously lacks in the looks end of! Quote
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that Quote
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Posted February 4, 2013 Were those her real teeth that she was using in Blandings? There seemed too many for her mouth. She looked cute and bubbly to me and I can see her appeal if you like a woman with something interesting to say Think they are real, the way she talks and acts just makes me smile, shame she has a restraining order against me or we would make a lovely couple Quote
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Posted February 4, 2013 Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that She would probably do it for you Luckily we all like different things or it would be a boring place.... Quote
twobears Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! Quote
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! He is releasing a new guide to women & plenum spacers called '50 shades of purple' Edited February 4, 2013 by spursmaddave Quote
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that She would probably do it for you Luckily we all like different things or it would be a boring place.... True say, but still...ewwww!!!!!! "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! I would make a considerable effort to cross the road if I saw her walking towards me, and most likely contemplate doing so in front of a bus doing 30mph+ just to get away from her Quote
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! He is releasing a new guide to women & plenum spacers called '50 shades of purple' FFS Dave! Was sposed to be a secret! You ain't getting a signed 1st edition copy now Quote
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Posted February 4, 2013 "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! He is releasing a new guide to women & plenum spacers called '50 shades of purple' FFS Dave! Was sposed to be a secret! You ain't getting a signed 1st edition copy now Seeing as i ghost wrote all the sex parts I thought I would get a free copy Quote
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Picture of the front cover made into an avatar Quote
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