nixy Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Girl at work just got a brand spanking new Audi TT - ok she's having a midlife crisis and the husband had to buy her it before she picked up a toy boy instead BUT....she got it on saturday, first time she brings it to work today and its covered in muck and bird crap! Why bother?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddles Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Too much money for people who just don't care!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maz0 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Because she thought it would cure the depression of realising her life is more than half way over, but it didn't. Because its just a car, so now she's bored with that, and looking for something else to tickle her insatiable melancholy. Either that or she hasn't had time to wash it, been too busy enjoying it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 She drives a TT. Of course she isn't a petrol head! Nothing to do with money, if you take pride in a car you'll lavish attention on a '93 fiesta or a '10 DBS. Makes no difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 She hasn't been busy enjoying it..........she said her HUSBAND hasn't got around to cleaning it for her yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattbowey Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 lmao, hope you gave her a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 I was too busy telling her to park it INSIDE the white lines at work so people didn't laugh at her............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Oh dear she really needs to get out and buy a proper car - have you told her of this forum? She is soooo busy enjoying the leather inside to bother washing it outside - might ruin her nails - need a toyboy for that job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 I bloody hope she doesn't read this forum! Actually theres no danger of that - she wouldn't know about these things existing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcotix Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 LoL ... That's just some people for you ... What's the point of having a nice car if you aren't going to look after it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 LoL ... That's just some people for you ... What's the point of having a nice car if you aren't going to look after it? +10000 thank god for albanians is all I can say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfman Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Husband with to much money and a moany wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeindian Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 LoL ... That's just some people for you ... What's the point of having a nice car if you aren't going to look after it? +10000 thank god for albanians is all I can say the least she could do after spend all that money on the car is take it to the boys for a £5 wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 loads of people buy nice cars without being a petrol head. when asked why most will say, cos it looks nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNABASHED Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I used to spend hours upon hours shining up my '94 Clio - loved that thing lol I hate people who do not care about washing there car. Even worse when I arrive and work and see a dirty car, I run in to tell them that a bird has crapped on it breathlessly scream at them asking if they want to borrow my speed detailer only to be told "yeah that happened last weekend, I'll run it through the car wash next week sometime" NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 whilst on top are car wash machine tunnel thingys bad for the cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 its a pity that some cars that are actually nice are owned by non petrol heads, theres nothing worse than seeing an aston martin or a lambo looking shabby. a TT though, meh who cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNABASHED Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 whilst on top are car wash machine tunnel thingys bad for the cars? they can be, they can scratch the paintwork and pull at any loose or fragile bits of trim. I once took my old 206 in one and the aerial was battered and whipped against the rook so looked like it had been self harming once it came out. Nothing beats a hand wahs with a lambswool mitt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 surely everyone knows that if you are going to put your shed in the car wash you are meant to take the arial off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOYBOY Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Oh dear she really needs to get out and buy a proper car - have you told her of this forum? She is soooo busy enjoying the leather inside to bother washing it outside - might ruin her nails - need a toyboy for that job! You called! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNABASHED Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 surely everyone knows that if you are going to put your shed in the car wash you are meant to take the arial off well no-one told me and there was no sign telling me otherwise so in I went, learnt my lesson swiftly though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 surely everyone knows that if you are going to put your shed in the car wash you are meant to take the arial off well no-one told me and there was no sign telling me otherwise so in I went, learnt my lesson swiftly though! to quote the title of the thread How to spot a NON petrol head....... shall we catalogue this as method 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNABASHED Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 Oh dear she really needs to get out and buy a proper car - have you told her of this forum? She is soooo busy enjoying the leather inside to bother washing it outside - might ruin her nails - need a toyboy for that job! You called! I think she has one in mind already............hubbie might have got her a reliant robin instead if he knew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kObi Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I used to spend hours upon hours shining up my '94 Clio - loved that thing lol I hate people who do not care about washing there car. Even worse when I arrive and work and see a dirty car, I run in to tell them that a bird has crapped on it breathlessly scream at them asking if they want to borrow my speed detailer only to be told "yeah that happened last weekend, I'll run it through the car wash next week sometime" NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.