Ebized Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 1. It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle. 2. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruptionâ€. 3. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe. 4. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it. 5. Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash. 6. Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone. 7. Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually". 8. I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland. 9. Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda? 10. Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and afoul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Those are absolutely ash-trocious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Colin you should be ash-amed making us laugh like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 The replies are good guys... the jokes were ashtonishingly bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 don't be such an ash hole those jokes were ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACON Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Perhaps when the England cricket team take on Australia this November, it should be suggested to move the venue to Iceland rather than Brisbane..............the trophy could be increased in size slightly!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Yo momma so fat, that when she was cremated, they closed airports across Europe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeindian Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Yo momma so fat, that when she was cremated, they closed airports across Europe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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