Vik54 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 The torture continues.... I still have no shelter and last night it was -19 I am living on the street with the commoners - the 'pilot' says we can't park in my ususal spot up the hill' because thats where 'Astra' has got stuck The 'pilot' insists we go out every day because she must go to new job and make good impression - 'Astra' can't be moved - so every day she steers me to this new place of 'Leven'. She cackles like a loon every time we drive up a hill past 'Bee-Em-double-yews' that have got stuck in cold white stuff - look at the car park she put me in today! I haven't had a bath for four weeks - this morning it was so cold my eye cleaners ceased popping out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 350Z Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Looking nice and clean and sparkly, Vik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Poor thing, Nemo is tucked up all nice and clean in his bed - having said that, I am grounded with no car cos he is STUCK! How the hell did the Astra get stuck but not the zed? Can you not get it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Poor thing, Nemo is tucked up all nice and clean in his bed - having said that, I am grounded with no car cos he is STUCK! How the hell did the Astra get stuck but not the zed? Can you not get it yet? Tucked the Astra up all nice and safe up the hill before Xmas - before snow - went down south and came back to village bedlam - nothing is getting up or down there - apart from the neighbours Disco. We gritted the hill last night when the bin finally got re-filled so will try to get it off there tomorrow- thing is bottom of hill is main road through village on blind bend so require someone at the bottom to stop traffic if need be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Oh balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcotix Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 My head light washers have also seized up due to the cold ... and also having problems with the windows not moving until the car is warmd up too ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kObi Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 its fine in leven!!! alot worse this end. i've been workin in coaltown of balgonie the past few days, as soon as were past upper largo we can relax coz the roads are fine. but i wouldnt dare take the Z out on those roads. your car looks as dirty as mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 My head light washers have also seized up due to the cold ... and also having problems with the windows not moving until the car is warmd up too ... dont try and move the windows while frozen, will burn out/blow fuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcotix Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 dont try and move the windows while frozen, will burn out/blow fuse I haven't really been using them as I was worried that something like that might happen .... but still can't stop the window trying to go down when I open the door .... my mirrors wouldn't even fold out a few days ago ... I had to help them along a bit ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 dont try and move the windows while frozen, will burn out/blow fuse I haven't really been using them as I was worried that something like that might happen .... but still can't stop the window trying to go down when I open the door .... my mirrors wouldn't even fold out a few days ago ... I had to help them along a bit ... yeah the autodrop is annoying, lots of eicer but not much you can do about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawnc Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 She cackles like a loon every time we drive up a hill past 'Bee-Em-double-yews' that have got stuck in cold white stuff - look at the car park she put me in today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky370z Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 very funny LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 good effort viks, i'm impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Now this truly exhibits that I am a cameleon, I can blend in with my background. The torture continues.... I still have no shelter and last night it was -19 Minus, how much!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 The 'Pilot' doesn't have to go to work so I have a rest day today - but now I can show you the terrors I am experiencing - the ice in the river kept me awake last night with all the creaking and groaning... apparently the 'pussy' doesn't like the cold either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 its fine in leven!!! alot worse this end. i've been workin in coaltown of balgonie the past few days, as soon as were past upper largo we can relax coz the roads are fine. but i wouldnt dare take the Z out on those roads. your car looks as dirty as mine! Aye but think about how you get from Newport to Leven Kobi and the roundabout at Sainsbury's at rush hour Saffy & I have had fun to say the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kObi Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 aye i see what ya mean. its bad here, but i can guess its worse up there. my Z's been parked up since new years day. have to turn it every other day, mainly coz i miss it haha. Was driving back from dundee on night before the new year and i was coming outta guardbridge going st andrews way. i was coming up the hill, going the same speed the whole way, got to the top, still going the same speed and the car just goes sideways and slides across the other side of the road. lucky nothing was coming the other way but the cars behind me must of shat it! only joy i have is in the work van pulling the handbreak in carparks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Hooligan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 Finally I have been given a bath the 'pilot' did utter some oaths when she saw how scratched my front feet are after the recent arguments we have had with potholes and ice. She said it was too cold for moisturiser but she did brandish the 'Red Mist' so I feel quite my old self now ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawnc Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 looking shiney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 You do scrub up well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kObi Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 very nice! i've been dying to clean mine, but im waiting till next weekend. assumed it was gonna rain today. i bet ya next week it'll rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 It has been many moons since my last update...I have travelled another 15000 miles and had a wee face lift. I am going to shake my booty at Knockhill tomorrow so have spent 10 of the last 48hrs being cleansed and moisturised I have a new neighbour too He's really rather cute in a small yappy kind of way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff-r Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Does this Fife Zed drink like the Scots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulie Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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