rtbiscuit Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 PMSL at Tarmac (although i'm not sure its a joke) Deadly serious yeah and i only weigh 10 stone and model for YSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 you mean you don't????? Gutted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D13vyl Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 lmfao at marzman Whats a MUNTER? D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 lmfao at marzman Whats a MUNTER? D its like a swamp donkey or a hippocrocadogapig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D13vyl Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 nice one yep been there b4 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunZed Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I think the answer is yes... I've only owned the car a couple of months and every girl seems surprised when I turn up in a sporty looking car... - 'I love your James Bond car' - Presumably, she means its sporty, etc. - She wasn't the sharpest knife... People always ask about my car at work... Its a good feeling knowing your cars better than the Directors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ade2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 Well if any girls would like me to take them out just send me a PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Well if any girls would like me to take them out just send me a PM Not another one..... www.match.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ade2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 Well if any girls would like me to take them out just send me a PM Not another one..... http://www.match.com Been there done that. I did got the t shirt but no girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Well if any girls would like me to take them out just send me a PM Not another one..... http://www.match.com Been there done that. I did got the t shirt but no girl Did you get your money back? When I first got my Zed, I took it down the pub to meet my mate and his now wife. When she had a sit in it she said to him "why didnt you get one of these?!" (he owns an Evo btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Well if any girls would like me to take them out just send me a PM Not another one..... http://www.match.com You need to get together with Coops for a night out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ade2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 I need something that's more sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bounty78 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 tarmac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I need something that's more sure Seriously dude, do you really want a girl thats interested in you just cos of your car ?? Decent girls should just like you for who you are and not what you drive..... Get yourself out on the razz with the lads, pull some moves on the dance floor and buy some chicks a drink. Most 'nice' girls arent that materialistic, and tbh would you really want one that is high maintanance women are a pain in the butt Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I need something that's more sure Seriously dude, do you really want a girl thats interested in you just cos of your car ?? Decent girls should just like you for who you are and not what you drive..... Get yourself out on the razz with the lads, pull some moves on the dance floor and buy some chicks a drink. Most 'nice' girls arent that materialistic, and tbh would you really want one that is high maintanance women are a pain in the butt Good luck Finally the irishman speaks sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I need something that's more sure Seriously dude, do you really want a girl thats interested in you just cos of your car ?? Decent girls should just like you for who you are and not what you drive..... Get yourself out on the razz with the lads, pull some moves on the dance floor and buy some chicks a drink. Most 'nice' girls arent that materialistic, and tbh would you really want one that is high maintanance women are a pain in the butt Good luck Finally the irishman speaks sense I was thinking that is probably the most useful thing Tarmac has posted. It has nothing to do with Zeds, but never mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ade2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 I need something that's more sure Seriously dude, do you really want a girl thats interested in you just cos of your car ?? Decent girls should just like you for who you are and not what you drive..... Get yourself out on the razz with the lads, pull some moves on the dance floor and buy some chicks a drink. Most 'nice' girls arent that materialistic, and tbh would you really want one that is high maintanance women are a pain in the butt Good luck Well the 350Z is a good start.. Seriously I would sooner have a drive out then go to the pub, I do like a drink on occasion but an old codger at 35 dosn't want to go out on the town you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 women are a pain in the butt are your sure it was a woman if you had those pains the morning after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1SM0350z Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Being totally honest with you ade... ive been beating the ladies off ever since I got my Zed... At first I was enjoying all the attention but after I had slept with approx 1000 ladies the novelty started to wear off, ' plus I had to have a few visits to the local gum clinic' which were not pleasant might I add. Nowadays since I impregnated one of the lucky ladies the attention had died down a little, I think its because im giving off a 'don't even go there ferromone' to the ladies. To be honest im not fussed about all the attention any more, sex with a woman can be great fun, but its not like the real thing. Im content with a nice meal for tea, bang babes on channel 912 and a roll of quilted toilet paper these days... I hope you wash your hands well, if not can you sterilise the box for Shift now please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I need something that's more sure Seriously dude, do you really want a girl thats interested in you just cos of your car ?? Decent girls should just like you for who you are and not what you drive..... Get yourself out on the razz with the lads, pull some moves on the dance floor and buy some chicks a drink. Most 'nice' girls arent that materialistic, and tbh would you really want one that is high maintanance women are a pain in the butt Good luck Finally the irishman speaks sense I was thinking that is probably the most useful thing Tarmac has posted. It has nothing to do with Zeds, but never mind! I will take that as a compliment - I think I definately remember posting something informative about car cleaning once, but your right I don't add much value when it comes to the Zed I'll get my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I need something that's more sure Seriously dude, do you really want a girl thats interested in you just cos of your car ?? Decent girls should just like you for who you are and not what you drive..... Get yourself out on the razz with the lads, pull some moves on the dance floor and buy some chicks a drink. Most 'nice' girls arent that materialistic, and tbh would you really want one that is high maintanance women are a pain in the butt Good luck Finally the irishman speaks sense I was thinking that is probably the most useful thing Tarmac has posted. It has nothing to do with Zeds, but never mind! I will take that as a compliment - I think I definately remember posting something informative about car cleaning once, but your right I don't add much value when it comes to the Zed I'll get my coat This wasn't about the Zed but it answered the question beautifully. I was going to type something very similar myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Being totally honest with you ade... ive been beating the ladies off ever since I got my Zed... At first I was enjoying all the attention but after I had slept with approx 1000 ladies the novelty started to wear off, ' plus I had to have a few visits to the local gum clinic' which were not pleasant might I add. Nowadays since I impregnated one of the lucky ladies the attention had died down a little, I think its because im giving off a 'don't even go there ferromone' to the ladies. To be honest im not fussed about all the attention any more, sex with a woman can be great fun, but its not like the real thing. Im content with a nice meal for tea, bang babes on channel 912 and a roll of quilted toilet paper these days... I hope you wash your hands well, if not can you sterilise the box for Shift now please? Don't worry dude its spotless Thanks for your kind words Stew..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Well if any girls would like me to take them out just send me a PM We don't need to bother.............we already have a zed! And Tarmac...............beautiful words man......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Ade, ignore them!! You want a pretentious whore that will blow you whilst in the queue at a drive thru, for a large milkshake! Then ditch her at the bus stop on your way home, NEXT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greekman Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Ade, ignore them!! You want a pretentious whore that will blow you whilst in the queue at a drive thru, for a large milkshake! Then ditch her at the bus stop on your way home, NEXT!!! Thats my boy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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