Spaceman Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 My Wife has taken the zed to work today as i needed to take a sensible car to carry stuff. This is the first time she has ever driven it and its wet and she works in Offender management and has to park the car amongst the crims Quote
nixy Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 lets face it she's probably safer with it than you! Quote
Harman350z Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 I'll say a prayer..! 'Cover my arse time' - not because its a female driver but because new to the car in the wet weather with convicts < not a good combination. Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Should get the re map, so you can put it in valet mode, so she cant rag the pants off it. Quote
Harman350z Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Or as my JDM has.. 'Snow Mode' Pulls off in 3rd hehe Quote
nixy Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Evil boys............... I hope she drifts it all the way to work! Quote
stanski Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 You will be fine mate but you will be p****d off when she gets back and you have to mess with the seat and mirrors and radio stations! (pet hate - sorry!) Quote
nixy Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 You will be fine mate but you will be p****d off when she gets back and you have to mess with the seat and mirrors and radio stations! (pet hate - sorry!) yeah i'm with you on that one Stan! Quote
Husky Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 pmsl stop being a sissy, you could get a free bumper or two out of it Quote
maxi-glasgow Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 I was the same when I was away my girlfriend took the Zed for a couple of days to work, she drives a Clio and always takes roundabouts in 1st and on the odd occassion 2nd, when she asked if she could take it I said 'yes, but just remember it's not your clio, never take a roundabout in less than 4th gear....' I know what it was like when I picked the car up and entered my first roundabout in 2nd and put my foot down a bit, I never go into a roundabout in anything other than 3rd or 4th now... Quote
bronzee Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Ya know it's all over now. You think you'll get the keys back?! Quote
Vik54 Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Ya know it's all over now. You think you'll get the keys back?! Exactly now she'll realise what all the fuss is about You'll probably also find that her clients will respect the zed.............now if she arrived in a merc or beemer that would be another matter Quote
Jay Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Mate there is a solution for this... You take her car and she takes the bike (keeps her looking nice and trim ) Or just get her a taxi... but NEVER EVER let a woman of any form drive YOUR ZED! yes bring on the abuse Quote
waylander Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 "Mate there is a solution for this... You take her car and she takes the bike (keeps her looking nice and trim ) Or just get her a taxi... but NEVER EVER let a woman of any form drive YOUR ZED! yes bring on the abuse" and the gloves are off for round one, in the blue corner we have JAY and in the red corner doing a double team are Nixy & Vik Quote
Spaceman Posted October 16, 2009 Author Posted October 16, 2009 im in the the Big bad Grand Picasso no handbraking in that as its electronic. She did call me to tell me it wouldnt start, to which i replied depress the clutch and try again. Everybody asking her about at work though, probably questions like where do you keep the keys Quote
sally Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Mate there is a solution for this... You take her car and she takes the bike (keeps her looking nice and trim ) Or just get her a taxi... but NEVER EVER let a woman of any form drive YOUR ZED! yes bring on the abuse Ok Jay - Here's my 2 cents worth......... I dont think you can make comments about women drivers when you have a REVERSING CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Jay Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Mate there is a solution for this... You take her car and she takes the bike (keeps her looking nice and trim ) Or just get her a taxi... but NEVER EVER let a woman of any form drive YOUR ZED! yes bring on the abuse Ok Jay - Here's my 2 cents worth......... I dont think you can make comments about women drivers when you have a REVERSING CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!! Came with the car luv Plus I have a flip screen that covers it ask nixy she has been in my car Quote
nixy Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 NEVER EVER let a woman of any form drive YOUR ZED! yes bring on the abuse No abuse for you laddie, no need, unless i have had a sex change recently in my sleep i DO seem to recall a certain wee scottish chappie asking me if i wanted to have a drive of his car........... Quote
Jay Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Did u drive it tho........... NO I am a man nix....... full of gd intentions but never really get round to doing it Quote
nixy Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 yeah yeah, we know the truth though don't we...........next you'll be saying me and markie imagined you cooking our breakfast.........so get your pinny back on and shush! Quote
Jay Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Well i had to pay you back for the awesome / wild night you gave me nix......... i mean what type of gentleman would i be if i didnt make u breakfast after that night. I mean you put alot of effort in and...... you deserved to be rewarded BURN Quote
nixy Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 i think if we did a search on here there might be 'one or two' guys on here who have trashed cars recently.........bet their wives regret letting them drive! Quote
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