Wheelie Bins

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

Hope this is not a

 

A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins

And emptying them into his dustcart. He goes to one house where the bin

hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of

the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules of the Refuse

collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.

 

 

'Harro!' says the Japanese chappie.

'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector

'I bin on toiret' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

 

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man

Smiles and tries again.

 

'No mate, where's your dust bin?'.

'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man -

Still perplexed.

'Listen,' says the collector.

 

'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your *w h e e l i e* bin?'

'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.

 

' I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister.........!'

[Husky]

[Ian]

[tmJak]

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

How is everyones Japanese accent when reading this ???

 

Im crap at accents but in my mind this one sounds particularly impressive

[rtbiscuit]

i've heard a differnet version, but must admit, that one is better

[rich5259]

[jim]

That one must have whiskers on it.

[Darren-B]

Is a japanesse accent the same as a chinese one?

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

japanese is slightly harsher and more powerful IMO

[lamby]

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