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She's got a face like an arc welder's strike plate!!!!!

 

0r,

 

She has a face like a melted wellie.

 

or,

 

Somebody must have sat on her face when it was still warm. :D

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As the sayings go:

 

'Remember beauty is skin deep'.....................................

'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'......................................

 

Pitty the boyfriend must be blind! Leave his white stick alone! :lol:

 

Isnt it "Beauty is in the eye of the BeerHolder"???.....

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I have an idea. Maybe we could approach Viz Magazine and get the Two Fat S**gs to come along to our next meet and drool themselves over our cars! The layer of grease left behind would certainly protect the paintwork! :scare::yuck:

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I have an idea. Maybe we could approach Viz Magazine and get the Two Fat S**gs to come along to our next meet and drool themselves over our cars! The layer of grease left behind would certainly protect the paintwork! :scare::yuck:

 

Nothing like some good winter protection for the painwork :lol::scare:

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